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westborofaptist

but what if 13/13/13 falls on a friday omg

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What month is that again?

westborofaptist

the month you finally get laid

iam-icebear

cudinews

Kid Cudi and Doug Ellin on the set of Entourage movie.

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problemactic

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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Source

dat-soldier

back the fuck up

sonnetscrewdriver

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

dat-soldier

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out