Im A Ho Now

I'm Dalia and all I can think about is Star Wars

[archai9925]

no, I will not do my stupid human tasks, I will stare at the ceiling and yearn for something I'll never feel

[mjalti]

new aesthetic, like cottagecore but for the sea. Mediterraneancore. Blue and yellow pattern tiles. Blood oranges and lemons. a wide brim hat. balconies. decadent, warm, mysterious. angelic but the types of angels whose beauty puts u to silence

[animejebbush]

*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*

[velvetys]

Senpai you’re looking ugly as hell is there something wrong with you?

[some-aries-bullshit]

my villagers after i get stung by wasps

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

please stop posting them videos of your little animal crossing villagers singing it puts me in a trance of staring blank at my phone watching them go wee wo wee wo wee wo.. wo wee for 10 minutes straight

[milfsmackdown]

i think jeff bezos should personally deliver every amazon package until he dies of exhaustion and then whoevers doorstep he dies on gets his fortune

[flowerinaflame]

You know that picture of Justin Bieber where someone is thirsting after him and a person replies “you can find three dudes who look exactly like this at any gas station” that’s how I feel whenever any of you post about Timothée Chalamet except replace gas station with 100-level philosophy course

[fairycosmos]

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

[rottun-deactivated20220625]

physically im in my home but mentally im in margaritaville

[c3po]

*doesnt even do the bare minimum* all in a day’s work

[donnajosh]

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Y’know, back in my day, if a pestilence swept through the land during a time of famine and flood, it meant that the reigning kings had displeased the gods and that we risked the gods’ further ire by obeying them

[systlin]

Then you took the king out, chopped his head off, and threw him into a bog to appease the angry gods. 

[glycyrrhizin]

soulja boy predicted social distancing when he wrote kiss me thru the phone

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

“Do I really want to share this information about my personal life with this person or am I just craving validation regarding my perspective/stance on it?” is a beautiful question and I’ve been less of a chatterbox ever since I started asking it

[sleepbby]

Fran Drescher in The Nanny (1993-99). Extremely relevant, not just because of current events, but also because Fran is a survivor of sexual assault

[hydro-homies]

I answer for no one.

[madz-the-3rd]

[bpdvibess]

me (an adult): yeah I’m thinking about running away