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Genshin Impact Starters (Prologue & Ch I)

"Whether the gods actually answer you is a different story."

"As much as they may want it, people in this world can never get a hold of powers as easily as you."

"I understand the anguish of being separated from family."

"We need to take initiative and act before the situation escalates."

"Be careful, the dragon's power is disturbing this area."

"He'll burn himself out in the flames of anger."

"Look me in the eyes. Do you not find me trustworthy?"

"How does it feel to finally meet the god you've been serving?"

"We're simply going to have to steal it."

"A disguise, to protect your identity."

"Lovely for a fated reunion, isn't it?"

"The rest must be scattered within the ruins around here."

"You shared your secret with me, and I only returned your trust to the same extent."

"Why so cold? I've always thought that we enjoy quite the intimate friendship."

"Would it be too much to ask for you to keep the sword sheathed?"

"Too much contact with our world is breaking the rules."

"Gods and ghosts, I've seen it all before."

"You found me at last. I've been waiting for you."

"You have extreme tastes for someone your age."

"Time waits for no one, and neither will our riches!"

"If we use an antique as our mixing bowl, we should be able to make a great snack."

"If possible, I'd like to have your trust."

"Well I must say that quite a few of my doubts have been dispelled."

"Being able to channel divine power in battle... whew that sounds pretty dangerous."

"I just haven't processed my emotions yet."

"I'm not asking for your blessing, and there's nothing you can do to stop me anyway."

"I imagine it must have been rather hard to forget watching helplessly as something precious was snatched away from your friend."

"Sure, I may have misled you, but I never had anything against you personally."

"Why does it feel stranger and stranger as we make it deeper into these ruins?"

"H-he's dead."

"Did he send you here to die?"

"There's nothing special about gods anyway."

"If you serve us, we can restore your divine powers you once had in the past."

"You can tell me all this later. Let's go home!"

"Home is wherever we are together."

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The best thing about summer on Narukami Island...

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some of my favorite lumine’s expressions (⺣◡⺣) ♡

[chiicxne]

[[ When I should be writing my missing profile info for my characters, but I don’t wanna. ]]

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critrole sentences starters  —  shadow of the crystal palace.   under the cut, you can find a total of 137 lines of dialogue from critical role’s call of cthulhu one-shot. as this contains both in and out of character sentences, there are options for modern and old timey or more eloquent muses alike. themes of the paranormal, heists, secret missions, light and darkness are sprinkled all around this sentence meme, but a good chunk is also usable by just about any muse. oh, and a lot of cat talk. as always, feel free to alter to fit your muse!

❝  good luck, may light and knowledge prevail.  ❞

❝  consider your words heeded, sir.  ❞

❝  hopefully, you can carry it.  ❞

❝  i didn’t have time to have it actually translated. if i recall, that’s a review of the latest sailor moon musical.  ❞

❝  she just wished me goodbye a minute ago in a text, i don’t know what it means.  ❞

❝  i want you in constant communication with us if you feel anything untoward, anything out of the ordinary at all.  ❞

❝  we’re not alone.  ❞

❝  i imagine no one really wants to stay to hear the end of this speech.  ❞

❝  could you try to enjoy this a little less?  ❞

❝  are you?  /are/ you getting it out of your system?  or are you just getting started?  ❞

❝  i’m more like a… tuning fork.  ❞

❝  there are definite… bonuses to this little adventure.  ❞

❝  what am i gonna do to you?  ❞

❝  you’re a good scientist who follows data.  ❞

❝  most things that die in here, they never really leave.  ❞

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[chiicxne]

[[ Long time no see, everyone. After a massive burn out and a long break from writing on here I’m officially starting to come back and getting my blog ready to write again. I have my rules updated but I’m currently waiting on a javascript approval from the staff so I can add my missing muses that I would like to add to my muse page.  But I would love to actually write with some of my remaining followers from before if anyone is still around and would like to. ]]

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‘  i’m a snack but everyone seems to be on a diet.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife)  ’ ‘  let me just flirt with you and be a brat and send you cute half nudes.  ’ ‘  blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we are literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical.  ’ ‘  touch id is pissing me off. ‘try again’ the fuck? it’s me with a lil chicken grease.  ’ ‘  call me in the middle of the night and tell me you can’t sleep without me.  ’ ‘  healthy relationships with fathers? sounds fake.  ’ ‘  me to my alarm in the morning: i was literally sleeping but go off i guess.  ’ ‘  do i blame my zodiac sign or my childhood traumas or both  ’ ‘  *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* i cannot believe this asshole didn’t use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable.  ’ ‘  my specialty: the accidental 12 hour nap in broad daylight  ’ ‘  quiet little moans while making out is the hottest thing ever  ’ ‘  date somebody who will go on a road trip with you to see america’s 10 most haunted places  ’ ‘  any vampires who need permission to enter my house…. you have my permission… you wanna come through my window in a flurry of fog and wind?  you can do that… wanna drink my blood and take me away to your big vampire castle? alright friend, go for it  ’ ‘  i’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them  ’ ‘  *nervously calls crush bro*  ’ ‘  i don’t have trust issues. i have ‘seen that shit happen before my own eyes’ issues.  ’ ‘  fuck summer. i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october.  ’ ‘  concept: we are holding each other in bed, we look at each other and know that all that waiting all that distance was worth it to be close now  ’ ‘  i’m so lucky to have gotten to watch you grow so much this past year. i’m so proud of you.  ’ ‘  i’m so protective of me now, i’ll cut somebody off for simply having the wrong energy  ’ ‘  why are you trying to make me horny. bitch, you know i’m making macaroni.  ’ ‘  date a boy who curls up on your lap, even though he is 6’2" because he loves cuddles  ’ ‘  going out on a date is cool and all; but what about simply sharing a bed with someone, listening to music and discovering everything about one another, together.  ’ ‘  we are drunk and i ended up sitting on the bathroom counter with my legs wrapped around you, but when i wrote ‘marry me’ on your hand with a sharpie, i wasn’t joking.  ’ ‘  you’re equivalent to my favorite color. you’re the human version of what is safe.  ’ ‘  one of the most toxic things i’ve ever done is ignore the bad in someone because i love them.  ’ ‘  you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when i’m not talking  ’ ‘  why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had your back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.  ’ ‘  i like wearing your clothes. they smell like you and your scent is home to me.  ’ ‘  *therapist voice* you are stupid and gay.  ’ ‘  i like to blame myself for everything just in case.  ’ ‘  the realist thing you can do for me is keep your word.  ’ ‘  love yourself enough to set boundaries. your time and energy are precious.  ’ ‘  i haven’t done anything but i sure could use a break.  ’ ‘  sometimes you just need to hear how much you mean to someone.  ’ ‘  who needs april fools. my entire life is a joke.  ’ ‘  i wish i could be near you, my heart misses you.  ’ ‘  i’m not trying my hardest but i’m very tired which i think should be taken into consideration.  ’ ‘  me @ me: don’t start buddy don’t you dare.  ’ ‘  so what’s next? you heal. you grow. and you help others.  ’ ‘  my kink is not setting an alarm for the next morning.  ’ ‘  if you think i’m cute send me money.  ’ ‘  one day i will take a good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry.  ’ ‘  not a day passes where i don’t embarrass myself but it’s ok because i’m on the path to destroy my ego so i won’t be embarrassed anymore.  ’ ‘  there is no reason not to love with you whole heart.  ’ ‘  i hope your heart heals from all the damage it took over the years.  ’ ‘  sometimes you just gotta say fuck it and send that text.  ’ ‘  ‘i can see your nipples through that shirt’ first of all stop being ungrateful.  ’ ‘  so much is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s too much!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m tired leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ’ ‘  i heard you like bad girls. well i’m bad….. at everything.  ’ ‘  yes, i am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but i still wanna be like……. loved and stuff.  ’ ‘  i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot.  ’ ‘  let me show you just how good i can be.  ’ ‘  i’m just tryna chill on a beach somewhere at 3 am.  ’ ‘  i have a serious weakness for thigh grabbing and hickeys.  ’ ‘  i’m a snail and god is salting me.  ’ ‘  i hate texting people who don’t use a billion emojis and a trillion exclamation points in their messages. just say you hate me and want me to die.  ’ ‘  being called baby?????? holding hands????!? being KISSED?!!!?!???????  ’ ‘  i hope your heart heals from all the damage it took over the years.  ’ ‘  my heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and they thought of me.  ’ ‘  i have hella heart eyes for you.  ’ ‘  you’re cute. i wanna kiss you for a whole hour.  ’ ‘  it’s pretty iconic to like yourself.  ’ ‘  i am so jealous of animals that get to hibernate, like what the fuck, why can’t i just sleep for four months and then return to real life.  ’ ‘  stop feeling sad and acting weird you bitch (the bitch is me)  ’ ‘  i’m still obsessed with you like it’s day one.  ’ ‘  to quote hamlet act iii scene iii line 92, ‘no’.  ’ ‘  i would have a cuter room if i wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor.  ’ ‘  on two hours of sleep i’m either way too happy or violently homicidal.  ’ ‘  let’s go on a date and by date i mean lay in bed and make out for three hours.  ’ ‘  alphabet soup. more like times new ramen am i right.  ’ ‘  tbh it’s okay if no one else thinks i’m funny because i think i’m a riot.  ’ ‘  catching feelings is bullshit. i’m just eating french fries, why i gotta think about kissing you? fuck you.  ’ ‘  smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness.  ’ ‘  self care is putting absurd amounts of parmesan cheese on your pasta.  ’ ‘  you didn’t go through all of that for nothing.  ’ ‘  get you a girl who loses her shit every time you send a selfie.  ’ ‘  i wish i could be there to take care of you right now.  ’ ‘  home is where the heart is and my heart has always belonged to you.  ’ ‘  i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash, and no responsibilities.  ’ ‘  ok but platonic forehead kisses.  ’ ‘  my heart is guarded but like… very poorly. the kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an r-rated movie.  ’ ‘  what doesn’t kill me doesn’t kill me (unfortunately).  ’ ‘  do you ever look at a boy and wonder if he moans as pretty as he looks.  ’ ‘  life tip: if nothing goes right go to sleep.  ’ ‘  by cute do you mean you wanna frick frack or do you mean i look 12?  ’ ‘  cats are very pickupable and i think that was a really good choice on their part.  ’ ‘  don’t depend on anyone. handle your own shit.  ’ ‘  there isn’t one alternate reality where i didn’t fall in love with you.  ’ ‘  being my ex must be the worst thing. imagine losing me?  ’ ‘  if i say ‘backstreet’s back’ and you do not say ‘ALRIGHT!’ we’re not friends. burn in hell, you sick fuck.  ’ ‘  i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet. if there are any cats in outer space, i love them too.  ’ ‘  my mom is really that bitch and i’m that bitch jr.  ’ ‘  you know you’re fucked when their voice turns you on.  ’ ‘  don’t look at my fucking boner when we fight.  ’ ‘  not all heroes wear capes. a lot of them wear collars and are called dogs.  ’ ‘  it’s you. it will always be you.  ’ ‘  why do tattoos cost so much? i’m paying you to injure me.  ’ ‘  thank you for being the biggest light in my life and saving me from the darkness.  ’

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   Gin slipped back in almost blending in with the shadows of the room without even trying. With her assignment finished she had made her way back to the Port Mafia and had given her report. 

   Now she was finally going to head home to get cleaned up. Gin was a little roughed up appearance wise but was otherwise unharmed. She did, however, feel exhausted and gross and she was ready to finally relax.

   Gin was unsurprised to see Hirotsu as she made her way and stopped nodding a polite greeting at the older mafioso.

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Misc.  {Sentence Starters}

“You haven’t touched your food.”

“How about you put that down and we talk?”

“We’ve got to stop meeting like this.”

“What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.”

“Is that all you’ve got?”

“You’re trying to seduce me. Aren’t you?” 

“I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!“

“You know, I really thought I could trust you.”

“No one would miss you if you left.”

“Cover me. I’m going in.”

“Where did you get that? Who hurt you?”

“Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!”

“This is a really bad idea, just saying.”

“Stop yelling at me! I did nothing wrong!”

“You’ll never get away with this!”

“How long have you been bottling this up?”

“Fight me, you son of a bitch!”

“What would a ghost be scared of?”

“Why can’t you just tell me what’s wrong?”

“Here. You look really hungry.”

“There’s no shame in crying, you know.”

“Is this some kind of sick joke?”

“You can take your attitude and shove it.”

“You actually want me to answer that?”

“I’ve never had a bad plan in my life!”

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@chiicxne

❛ Ne Bya, this is how much I looooove you~ ❜ Isanami spread her arms out wide, though her cheerful expression thins into neutrality for just a moment. ❛ Oh, but my arms aren’t big enough…. if I used onii-chan’s arms, they wouldn’t be big enough either! Hehehe~ ❜ Disregarding the fact that she could not indeed open her arms to infinity, she allows a cheeky grin to filter back on her face. ❛ What about me? Ne, do you love me too? ❜

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   A brow quirked Byakugan watched Isanami spread her arms out ridiculously wide. A smile graced her lips and she chuckled at the antics of the other. Really this girl knew how to make her whole day better. 

   "Is that so?" She smirked.

   "Seems you love me an awful lot~" Admitting that out loud caused a light dusting of pink to her cheeks. Although, Byakugan had a feeling that's what the girl was after.

   "Oh, how much I love you?" She paused for dramatic effect before shrugging her shoulders at the other.

   "I suppose I love you this much~" At which point Byakugan opened her arms just as wide as she could before wrapping them around Isanami wrapping the other girl in a hug. In that moment of uncharacteristic bravery, she kissed the other Isanami on the cheek.

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I touch myself whenever I think about you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you’re awful. 

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   “To think all of you would be enamored over that of all things.” Although, even Vivaldi found Peter’s tail to be quite adorable. Not that you would catch her admitting something that idoitic out loud.

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“I know my heart is ugly and full of contradictions but those days we spent together in familial warmth… They’re proof that l… That all of us… Were truly alive. That’s why, no matter how hard, no matter how sad it gets. I will take my vengeance to the very end!“

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