Breakfast in America

[a-streetcar-named-deeznuts]

Texas, I hope you enjoyed your normal two day weekend and remember that Nothing Happened. February is always three weeks long. It's the shortest month with the biggest heating bill. If you say otherwise it's fake news from leftists. Get back to work.

[chilaquiles-heel]

It's almost March. It was always almost March.

[chilaquiles-heel]

Bless this pinche mess

[chilaquiles-heel]

[chilaquiles-heel]

I love taking people to a taqueria when they grew up on Taco Bell

"I'll have the beef."

"That's the left half of the menu. What part?"

[chilaquiles-heel]

Hey! Remember when you spent eight years worrying about the president using executive orders to undermine the Constitution and take away people's rights?

[mtndewbajablast]

anti-talking heads

this isn’t the place

[mtndewbajablast]

[nega-david byrne voice] i hate the passing of time

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

i know exactly where that large automobile is.

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

thats my wife

[chilaquiles-heel]

I left some money here.

[thecreaturecodex]

Dynne

Image © Jules Feiffer, accessed here

[Commissioned by @menaceomysterio. At this rate, I’m pretty sure I should invest in a copy of The Phantom Tollbooth]

Dynne This creature appears to be a roughly sculpted humanoid shorter than a man, composed of a smoky blue substance. Its facial features are contorted in a rictus of mirth, and the air visibly shimmers around it.

A dynne, sometimes called an “awful dynne”, is a strange creature composed of pure sound. Their bodies appear as if they were gaseous, held together by the vibrating sounds they collect. Particularly intense noises, such as volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, or massive explosions, may spontaneously create one or more dynnes. Dynnes love noise, the louder and more dissonant the better, and they gather up sounds in their bodies as they hear new things. A dynne can mimic the sounds they hear skillfully, but rarely choose to mimic anything other than commotion and discord. A dynne that goes without regular exposure to loud noises withers as if starving, and absolute silence literally kills them with prolonged exposure.

If threatened, a dynne uses sound as a weapon, firing pinpoint blasts of noise keen enough to damage flesh and bone or producing mighty rows loud enough to deafen an entire room at once. They prefer to avoid confrontations, however, through bluff and bluster. Dynnes are typically jolly creatures. They can squeeze into very tight spaces, and enjoy resting in confinement—bottles and flasks are a favorite spot, which can lead them to being confused for genies. This is thought to be the source of their species name, as they greatly enjoy puns and wordplay. Dynnes frequently associate with bards, particularly those with a fondness for avant-garde music. A dynne stands a little over five feet tall.

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[whitepeopletwitter]

Nice pair of hooters ya got there. *owls preening*

[lunarsimulations-blog]

Prompt: draw everything under your kitchen sink

[chilaquiles-heel]

[hexeosis]

[mizuinokima]

「おちつおちおちおちつかないちゃん」 #生きづらいぼくたちとわたしたち

[maulencinas-deactivated20251019]

Hello Tumblr friends, long time no posting here!, I been busy in life, and fortunately this latest months I’ve started again with the graphics artworks! I will post & share more on my personal instagram acc: https://www.instagram.com/mau.lencinas

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Working again on new artworks for prints to release in July, also Im setting a new personal site :), soon more info! Thanks to those who follow the process! 👹

- Trabajando de vuelta en nuevos artworks para lanzar en Julio, también estoy configurando un nuevo sitio personal :), pronto mas detalles! Gracias a todos los que siguen el proceso! 👹

[juicydistortion]

Keith Haring, Tarot

[chilaquiles-heel]

@lunarsimulations

[hairstylesbeauty]

[chilaquiles-heel]

Boudin Chilaquiles? You're making up words.

[lesnienka-deactivated20170311]

A friendly fox in Pripyat, Chernobyl exclusion zone

[purified-zone]

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

*happy cheerful music as fox plays in deserted nuclear radiation land*

[bisexualpiratequeen]

This is the aesthetic

[the-environmentalologist]

Fun facts about the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone:

1) Most of it is pretty safe, even for long periods of time. In fact about 200 native people still live there, but no new settlement is allowed, so that number has declined from about 1200 after the zone was created in 1986.

2)The zone has become an unintentional animal reserve. Its ~1000 square miles of uninhabited forest. Poaching happens, but not to the degree one might expect due to the fear of radiation. Also as a consequence there are lots of human friendly animals like this fox. Most of the humans they do see are tourists that regularly feed them.  

3) Its one big science experiment on post human occupation, environmental contamination, and radioactive degradation. Weve actually learned a hell of a lot about what would happen to a city after everyone leaves and how nature takes back over thanks to the city of Pripyat. And how the environment adapts to sudden changes and evolves. A fungus was desvovered in and around the Chernobyl Disaster Site that creates chemical energy out gamma radiation emitted from the melted down core. Something biologists had only theorized as even possible a few years ago, and heres this fungus feeding on it. Its crazy man! 

[spaced-queen-deactivated2024072]

^^ i was literally thinking about if nature and wild life had taken back over the area

[flowerpatchedheart]

Adorable fox + interesting science, 10/10

[yourladyindank]

Introduce something to nature, nature will monch

[downwardsspiral-deactivated2019]

C O N S U M E

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]