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Hello.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar

[venacavo]

we can too you’re just not skilled yet

[pileofknives]

Me helicoptering my dick so the cops can’t triangulate my cellphone signal

[tiktoks-we-like]

[samitch]

[wall1ce]

Shut the fuck up and let these Kings feel their own beat with the music god damn

[rubysevens]

i??????? sksjsbzvsvshdhsbdb

[rubysevens]

update:

[slimetony]

I’m really worried half of you are bots

[babeybel]

how do we know you’re not a bot

[slimetony]

Could a bot do this

[babeybel]

holy shit you’re right i’m sorry i doubted you

[slimetony]

Could a bot do this

[arisonas-deactivated20181110]

playing soul calibur 5 online as shrekimitsu is an experience

[arisonas-deactivated20181110]

i had one guy yell at me down the mic “no, fuck off, im not fucking fighting shrek, this is a serious game” and he d/ced

[arisonas-deactivated20181110]

Welcome back, to the stage of history…

[uwugenides]

I am psyched

Cannot wait

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat

[c3po]

we need to put all the money in the whole world in one paypal account and delete the account and then start again

[peer2peer2peer-deactivated20210]

I got like halfway thru the crash course economics youtube series and I can guarantee you there is no way this wouldn’t work

[radiotroph-deactivated20180625]

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

[orphanblaque]

when i was in high school i used to write my papers thinking wow i’m just bullshitting all of this. then like a week before my senior year ended after all the grades were set, i was talking to my english teacher and told him you know i just bullshitted every paper i wrote. he told me that while i may have thought i was just pulling it all out of my ass, i genuinely knew what i was talking about and made well-supported analyses. i only thought i was bullshitting because it didn’t take much effort and it all seemed obvious to me. if you do well on your essays even though you think you’re just making it up as you go, chances are you’re not pulling it out of your ass. you’re just a genuinely talented analyst, even if the analysis that you’re making comes from a subconscious understanding of the material rather than a conscious effort to study it. give yourself some credit. 

[persistentmanlyagitation]

[teathattast]

[hustlerose]

[tulasaysboo-deactivated20190411]

[gilmorescreencaps]

[akamxru]

now that adventure time is over lets all remember the best post

[d1rtypaws]

Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!

tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*

Me:

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[nicejewishguy]

psa if you have stock in apple

sell your stock in apple like right fucking now and then buy it when its low later today

[institute-for-thermal-research]

Who the fuck on this website owns stocks

[gorgonsach]

I wear mines on my feet

[nitrosplicer]

This picture of a bunch of college kids trying to keep from getting busted by the police is like something from a baroque painting

[weirdnessisgood]

[smugsbunny2-deactivated20160120]

“be my hat boy”

[p00n-handler]