straight up not having a good time

let's save the environment or something y'all? defs destroy oppressive systems. plant a garden and read some books? y'all down??? a bisexual, liberal human living in the most conservative state in the US so needless to say I get in a lot of trouble 🤷🏽‍♀️

[my-dailydreams]

[theonion]

In a move that left hundreds of longtime residents scrambling to find alternative housing, municipal construction crews reportedly demolished a local Black neighborhood Thursday, part of an ongoing city project to make room for nothing in particular. “For decades, this part of Fort Worth has languished as nothing more than a loving community for African American families and a bustling hub for Black-owned businesses,” said Mayor Mattie Parker, adding that the destruction of dozens of beloved restaurants, theaters, barbershops, and newspapers was an essential step toward creating more vacant lots that could sit empty behind fences for an indefinite length of time.

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[theconcealedweapon]

[runawaymarbles]

☝️not anymore!!!! People kicked up enough of a fuss

Seattle Children’s says Laurelhurst council supports ending helicopter landing committee

Seattle Children’s Hospital says a Laurelhurst neighborhood group has agreed to support its effort to end a review process for helicopter la

[eroscestlavie]

Honestly making new friends in my late 20s early 30s has in some ways been indistinguishable from dating except the courtship period is not romantic or sexual. I think people need to revisit the art of flirting in a friend way…like presenting your best self to a person and genuinely glowing when they return the gesture. And letting people influence and change you and getting excited when you have a chance to talk to them. That’s what makes getting to know someone fun in the first place…everyone in those advice threads about how to befriend people is basically describing how to have Coworkers not friends. “Go to a bar and hang out and start a conversation” you can do this but you have to follow up the first encounter with putting your best foot forward instead of just listlessly hoping for the social approval of the other party!!!!

[queer-as-city-folk]

Insomnia implies the existence of an outsomnia where you have a hard time staying awake

[cozy-stardust]

Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.

Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.

And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.

[till-dawn-do-us-part]

[fluffyplushiesworld]

Happy Pride Month Tumblr ✨

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[excitementshewrote]

[typhlonectes]

[photovibes]

[writing-prompt-s]

"Whomsoever steals from a dragon’s horde is cursed to turn into a dragon." A desperate, undefended village under threat by an invading king’s army weaponizes this curse by having all the villagers steal something from a nearby slumbering dragon’s horde.

[allsadnshit]

Accepting that maybe even the best version of you would be hated by some people can really set you free like life doesn't have to be making other people comfortable or being the most lovable and fair person in the universe like actually the satisfaction you seek is beyond judgment and lies within your own interests and desires fr

[segamascott]

[chillyfeetsteak]

and then what?

[chillyfeetsteak]

hey and then what

[chilewithcarnage]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

normal nightmares, can i have ONE normal nightmare ffs

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yanked from slumber by a dream wherein the corporate solution to "the people churn yearn for fresh butter" was "let's bioengineer a miniature cow that people can keep in their refrigerator's butter cubicle where it will regularly poop out fresh butter" (???)

of course that's not how cows work at all, so instead they mutated a sea slug until it was black and white and vaguely cow shaped, self-regenerating, and creamy & delicious. then they pre-sliced that fucker (still alive) and sold it as this season's Can't Fucking Believe It's Not Butter!

all of which i found out (in the dream) when i walked into a grocery store dairy aisle and was faced with row upon row of squirming, writhing, silently-screaming supine slug-cows mooing in slug-agony

so yeah, i miss normal nightmares 👎

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gotta look something up

[onbearfeet]

I'm sorry WHAT

He WHAT

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"you learn something new every day" is a threat actually

[h20-erti]

some things never change no matter how old we get

[electronicintrovert]

This seems like the perfect ethical gift to give a politician. Most countries have prohibitions about keeping things after leaving office, but the fun part of Lego is putting it together. Besides, it would be weird (affectionate) to put it on display boxed.