My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.
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My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.
if you have to rely on specific scripts or turns of phrase to socialise that's totally fine, but you must NOT reveal them to your friends while slightly drunk. it's like showing how the magic trick works, you can't do it in front of them afterwards
i like dogs a lot but i can never remember the differences between breeds (apart from the few types i've actually owned/interacted with). but i know people looove their dogs and love talking about their dogs, so whenever im talking to a dog owner i'll ask what breed it is, and no matter what breed they say i'll say "oh! i've heard they have a really nice nature :D" and they always go YESSS THEY'RE GREAT and start gushing about their dog and we have a nice conversation and i build social credit with this person. anyway i told my friends about this script a few weeks ago when slightly drunk and now every time we're in public together and a dog goes past they turn to me and ask "does that one have a nice nature?" im in a hell of my own making
Hakuddles aside, I think the real question is what sort of ship mascot/pet does Hakoda's crew that can snuggle up to Zuko in adoration while the crew looks on in bemusement
ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
Okay but really this is in my outline with lots of questions marks next to it. Now accepting Water Tribe ship’s-cat-equivalent suggestions! Bonus points awarded for some version of a Southern cat that is just as instinctively off-putting to Zuko as mimic-catopuses are to Sokka.
GIANT ISOPOD YESSSSSSS
And Zuko really does get a lot of cats in my fics, so MuffinLance theatre is proud to present, in conjunction with @also-proximally’s terrible wonderful mind:
The Giant Isopuppy.
So many body segments. So many legs going click-click-click. Such a waggy-tailed good boy when it is not chitter-growling at intruders from between its mandibles.
(Clearly it is some kind of rat terrier working dog. Combined with a giant isopod. Hunting vermin thoroughout the ship, and occasionally stealth-creeping into the crew’s baths.)
allow me to provide you with some quick concept art…..
BLESS YOUR SOUL
PS: We need a name for our Isopuppy. Come on Tumblr, do your stuff.
Name concept: water tribe crew named Isopuppy Snowstorm, because dangerous and very water tribe and also because naming took place after a 30 hour no-sleeping-sailing-through-fire-nation-waters-lets-not-get-caught session, so sailors were boiled down to their primal brain that just wanted a cool name, ya know?
Zuko was not informed, instructions on handling ennemy pet unclear, has named the Isopuppy “Seal jerkey”, because Uncle would insist on beinh culturally sensitive so he ll name it after primitive water savage food and Uncle will eat his tea pot at how sensitive Zuko is being.
The worst part is when the first time Zuko asks where Sealjerkey is and everyone knows *exactly* who he is talking about. He doesn’t even go here!
I feel like this combines well with the “it’s named Sokka because it follows Hakoda around” idea. When Sokka finally shows up on the ship, and asks what his dad’s dog is called, Hakoda rushes to blurt out ‘SEAL JERKY’ before the rest of the crew can spill the Sokka-beans.
And Zuko is just like, ‘But I thought you said–’
‘SEAL JERKY IS THIS DOGGO’S NAME AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN’
And the rest of the crew is like, 'Now taking bets on how long until Sokka finds out about Other Sokka. Especially now that the secret rests with Prince Literally Can’t Lie To Save His Life.’
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The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes
and we need that! keeps us humble.
Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT
It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!
I'm 16, that's like, barely a child
I'm in my 30s. You are baby
I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.
honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.
piece of media you feel crazy about at formative age is truly like the hotel california. you can check out but you can never leave
& is a great symbol because i've never met anyone who correctly draws it. abstract art ass symbol
colt seavers is canonically from florida so in a coltland twins au ryland also must be from florida and 75% of people in a poll i put out agreed so
POV: Colt has to take Ryland's Highschool graduation photo because Ryland is sick on the day
I love these brothers they r gonna be the death of me
inspiration from this meme i found on google :3
Colt sobbing in Court's arms begging him to get Ryland back on Earth, to give him his twin back, bc he can't conceptualize that there are some things his older brother just can't fix
Some Long Feng Studies (+ a Characterization study with Baby Kuei (4) )
about to lie to the government by using my google generated SSN
thinking about a previously foul-mouthed grace having to completely overwrite his vocab once he started teaching
sometimes you think yeah i'm over this hyperfixation then you log onto tumblr dot com and your mutual is blorbo posting in such a niche and perverted way that it relights the flame for another decade
I am not immune to propaganda, all it takes is a few gifs of some gay bullshit happening and i'm locked in