I make poor life choices

Shauna, trans gal doing her thing

[babyanimalgifs]

Animal snaps

[chillandbehappy]

@sassysleepmonster

[wp100]

this is it.

this is the best tweet i’ve seen.

[chillandbehappy]

@sassysleepmonster

[vvdotcom]

[kwerkykat]

This got about 1000% better when I turned the sound on

[chillandbehappy]

@sassysleepmonster

[teesadutta]

[mylowmilo]

For the record, they were arguing over *whether or not they should get married*. She was pro, he was con, saying that if they loved each other the ring and the marriage certificate were unnecessary, that their love would be the commitment they needed. This was a fight they’d had for weeks. He didn’t just propose to shut her up in a totally unrelated argument…. him proposing was also him saying “you’re right, you won the argument” and that’s why this is cute.

[chillandbehappy]

@sassysleepmonster

[lost-head-adventure-deactivated]

MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? 3. Have you taken someones virginity? 4. Is trust a big issue for you? 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? 6. What are you excited for? 7. What happened tonight? 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? 9. Is confidence cute? 10. What is the last beverage you had? 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? 14. What are you going to spend money on next? 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? 18. The last time you felt broken? 19. Have you had sex today? 20. Are you starting to realize anything? 21. Are you in a good mood? 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? 24. What do you want right this second? 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? 34. Listening to? 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? 37. Do you believe in love at first sight? 38. Who did you last call? 39. Who was the last person you danced with? 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? 44. Do you tan in the nude? 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? 47. Who was the last person to call you? 48. Do you sing in the shower? 49. Do you dance in the car? 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? 53. Is Christmas stressful? 54. Ever eat a pierogi? 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? 57. Do you believe in ghosts? 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? 59. Take a vitamin daily? 60. Wear slippers? 61. Wear a bath robe? 62. What do you wear to bed? 63. First concert? 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? 65. Nike or Adidas? 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? 69. Ever take dance lessons? 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? 71. Can you curl your tongue? 72. Ever won a spelling bee? 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? 74. What is your favorite book? 75. Do you study better with or without music? 76. Regularly burn incense? 77. Ever been in love? 78. Who would you like to see in concert? 79. What was the last concert you saw? 80. Hot tea or cold tea? 81. Tea or coffee? 82. Favorite type of cookie? 83. Can you swim well? 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? 85. Are you patient? 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? 87. Ever won a contest? 88. Ever have plastic surgery? 89. Which are better black or green olives? 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? 91. Best room for a fireplace? 92. Do you want to get married

[skrewsociety]

Do it do it do it! I’m bored

[chillandbehappy]

@sassysleepmonster

[danielkaluuya]

[chillandbehappy]

@sassysleepmonster fave thing

[onlyusefulphrases]

[squeeful]

[charlie-in-a-beanie]

[chillandbehappy]

@sassysleepmonster

[prideprejudce]

the parallel park one FUCK

[chillandbehappy]

@sassysleepmonster

[art-woonz]

Art By IG: @floortjesart

Instagram: @artwoonz

[dilfbrigade]

[chillandbehappy]

@sassysleepmonster

[toastbutteregg]

you did not just do this to me

this is so weird im very upset right now like he just wants to visit dino world come on

[chillandbehappy]

@sassysleepmonster

[shadio]

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

[chillandbehappy]

@sassysleepmonster

[sizvideos]

[thelogicalghost]

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

[bettsplendens]

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

[catchymemes]

Conditional Immortality of Lobsters

[flawlessbeautyqueens]

Melissa Fumero and Stephanie Beatriz photographed by Natalie Brasington

[chillandbehappy]

@sassysleepmonster jaysus

[iraffiruse]

[addressmysol]

People try to use “snowflake” as an insult, but like HAVE YOU SEEN ACTUAL SNOWFLAKES???

[viostormcaller]

What. The fuck. Holy shit

[septic-everlasting]

Friendly reminder Tom found out he was Spider-Man exactly when we did

[nuggsmum]

The fuck? Lol

[deadlyblond]

They already knew not to trust him.

[lady-neurotica-deactivated20210]

I love it when the dogs are on guard but not in full bark mode yet and they just whisper “boof”

[chillandbehappy]

@sassysleepmonster