i'm tired

pls don’t go through my old posts pls

[dixy]

Person in crowd: You’re breathtaking! Keanu: *laughs* You’re breathtaking! You’re all breathtaking!

[yurimom]

MY FRIEND IS FINDING OUT THAT HES COLORBLIND AND WE’RE ALL HELPING HIM THROUGH IT LMAOOOOOO

[yurimom]

[yurimom]

UPDATE WE HAVE TWO COLORBLIND BITCHEZ IN THE SERVER

[yurimom]

what the fuck is going on

[ideletedformenotyou-deactivated]

deuteranomaly vs protanomaly they look almost the same, theyre not quite buts very close

[irradiatedsnakes]

me: i really dislike my name, i should go by a better name that i like more. like griffin. thats an awesome and very good sounding name that i could identify with

me:

me:

me:

me: but what if people think im griffin mcelroy factkin,

[irradiatedsnakes]

you both make an excellent point

[irradiatedsnakes]

you all were wrong and i was right

[phil-the-stone-deactivated20180]

actually ive decided that infinity war just needs to be 2.5 hours of peter parker trying his best to address various adult superheroes as politely as possible and struggling a lot. attempts range from “your majesty mr panther sir” (accepted with only a small twitch of the lips & shuri giggling a lot) to “starlord”, which earns him 2 hours of riotous mockery from a talking raccoon

[phil-the-stone-deactivated20180]

[nudityandnerdery]

“Peter. Mr. Man was my father. Just call me Ant.”

[pawpels]

“I already have an aunt tho”

[freakinasheet]

There he is, it’s that bastard that won’t stop rereleasing Skyrim

[fucktexas]

endgame spoilers////

alright now that the nerds are gone im gonna need the biggest dumbasses here to help me out. im thinking if we all split the job we could probably eat just enough of the earth to completely separate texas from the united states

[thebatbrats]

Bruce Wayne, proud father of a few dumbass kids when he finds out Shazam is secretly a dark haired 14 year old orphan with the last name bat-son:

[kurawastaken]

If you’re not too busy any chance you’d draw Shazam?

[vivlazia]

New lock screen

[prideprejudce]

MONEYBAGSHFHHJHS

[miquachdraws]

what’s up danger? don’t be a stranger

i know everyone already adopted miles but i’d like to put my name on the list

[barefootbaltimore]

Hi. Yes. I just purchased this on her Society6 and I’m already impatient for it to be on my wall it is STUNNING plz support this artist and this movie k thanx bye

[miquachdraws]

Thank you @barefootbaltimore and to everyone who reblogged/liked/bought my work! It means more to me than you will know  💕

Also a shameless plug: Prints of Miles are available on my Society6

[sonsyejin-deactivated20210429]

ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[dailyb99]

[soul-of-rei]

jJODNFKRNFJRN THEY HAVE THEIR OWN WIVES IN REAL LIFE BUT ON SET THEYRE MY GAY POWER COUPLE CHANGE👏MY👏MIND👏 :^^DDDDD

also season 6 isnt out in netflix yet at least in my country so damn seeing kevin with that majestic beard is 👏👏👏👏👏👏 (also dont spoil pls ily)

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ruinedchildhood]

[hawkgirls-deactivated20260403]

“Batman has more than one son,“ I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” I hear. I look around for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row, he stands: Bruce Wayne himself.

[slightlyburntcinnamonroll]

“What does he know about Batman” the crowd replies and resumes booing. Bruce Wayne discreetly leaves the room. In an unrelated turn of events, a voice speaks from above. “She’s right,” I hear. There crashing through the skylight: Batman.

[bonkalore]

#i can’t believe bruce wayne missed his chance to meet batman

[valtsv]

literally anyone else in the lord of the rings: oh god oh fuck the world is ending we’re all doomed

gandalf: