how the turntables

ellie / cancer / drag race and hamilton trash

[faggottt]

Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”

Me: “ok”

Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”

[filmnoirsbian]

oh u got the metnal illnes?

[menthaaquatica]

[carnivalseb]

broke: termites are Catholic bespoke: the clergy eats wood

[enigmaticpink]

Do you like enemies to lovers because it’s hot or do you like enemies to lovers because you think of yourself as unlovable & unworthy of love and therefore like the idea of someone seeing all the worst in you right away and still falling in love with you anyways

[gratatata-shalala]

[beben-eleben]

Simple But Clever Animal Comics By Shanghai Tango

[intlwatters47-deactivated202512]

These are puns These are visual puns

[cooldogs]

[alienpapacy]

girls’ night!

[gentlealien]

girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night

[localstarboy]

What in the actual fuck did i just witness

[brainwad]

BARKOUR

[unhingedbabe]

[animals-lovers]

[morndas]

when my mental health is suffering and my friends ask if i need anything

[ok91]

[setheverman]

april fools! it’s me, i’m the fool

[sseureki]

#for those wondering why catfish is in it’s seventh season #this is why

[dyxuxryzzto]

I can’t

[luckyluxbaby-deactivated2018090]

This man really thought a gorgeous porn star would be pen pal-ing with his ass 😂

[bonelord-blog1]

“sooo she’s a porn star..”

*gently places hand on shoulder* “travis you don’t understand… what we’re telling you..”

[n0kiv]

💀💀💀

[onlyblackgirl]

This is still funny every time I see it.

[brown-nena]

THEIR FACES LMAO LIKE “This bitchhhhhh…”

[lesstalkmoreillustration]

Anežka (Agnes) Kašpárková

(via 90-Year-Old Czech Grandma Turns Small Village Into Her Art Gallery By Hand-Painting Flowers On Its Houses | Bored Panda)

[newtkins]

[onlytwitterpics]

[dalbirdy-deactivated20200626]