hfuzg’s queer shitpost swamp

main art blog - hfuzg she/her | 19yo

[dapper-lil-arts]

Do you see my vision

[utopians]

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

[utopians]

guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[chilling-hfuzg]

so i put on a video to watch in the background while im cross-stitching gaster (the video is completely unrelated to deltarune or undertale, mind you). tell me why the dude dropped a "very, very interesting" almost immediately 😭😭😭

[zipsunz]

above all else

[chilling-hfuzg]

IM LOSING??? MY FREAKINGE????? MIND??????????

[pyxehastoomanyinterests]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

I can tell you don’t have one

whatever it is i actually have three

[bathinginlye]

I met Dr. Pepper. Shes black.

[jadedpreschooler]

ahaha yes of course, thank you for the helpful correction. *may* I have a juice, you grammar-prescriptivist fucking pedant ?

[jadedpreschooler]

currently waiting in the principals office

[jadedpreschooler]

my argument that language is an emergent and continuously evolving social technology and that being as such a priori impositions on its structure are facile has not seemed to sway him

[jadedpreschooler]

thTjhe y are calling my sister

[jadedpreschooler]

shejustsighedrllyloud

[jadedpreschooler]

i think if i can just explain my point better everyone w

[jadedpreschooler]

htey made jiejie come get me and. i know she was kindof angry cuz she has a face she makes but when we were walking home she told me i was right, but sometimes thats not what matters. and i said But thats not fair and she sighed . and she said i was right and shes sorry . but i just have to learn to pick my battles. and we got ice creabm at the store i picked strawberry

[rabbitlegs]

Here, a drawing of the apple youkai from Radiation’s thing.

[fwugradiation]

this is great, her skin is too much of a normal color though. it needs to be a really freaky zombie yellow.

[cubewatermelon-deactivated20200]

Happy birthday to Toby Radiation Fox!

Here is Apple Girlington, his very important Touhou OC. Complete with awkward pose, weird gradient hair, and avoidance of anatomy!

[fwugradiation]

AHHHHHHHHH YES

[runesby]

> draw nothing for almost a week.

> decide to ‘treat’ followers to a glorified doodle of toby’s apple girlington.

> ok.

used marina’s totally cool girlington design.

[fwugradiation]

i should send ZUN a gallon of apple cider and while he’s drunk he’ll come up with the idea for apple girlington separately

[sarahfuarchive-blog]

Toby inspires me to jump on bandwagons and draw him his toohoo.

If there’s anything I remember about Touhou designs from when I used to do fanart of the girls semi-regularly it’s:

Frills

Wavy hair

More frills

Also hats

[fwugradiation]

i should just rename this blog fuck yeah apple girlington

[sylladexter]

apple girlington is always relevant in my heart 

[sylladexter]

Inspired by Toby’s lovely music commentary over here.

[fwugradiation]

applejack???

[fwugradiation]

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improvised touhou music with annoying commentary title stage 1 boss 1