[gyrovagi]

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[lesbianshepard]

on my "don't walk to metlife" post I kept seeing people say that drivers would "bergentruck" pedestrians on the turnpike and it turns out that that's a reference to an Undertale meme where a character purposefully runs over people, but the portion of the jersey turnpike that goes to metlife is bergen county, and I had just instantly accepted that there was a term specifically referring to jersey drivers from there. I didn't even question it. Neither would you, if you had ever driven there.

[lesbianshepard]

posters: if you try to walk on the jersey turnpike they will bergentruck you without hesitation.

me, unfamiliar with undertale memes, but familiar with driving through north jersey: fuckin yeah they will.

[transfemininomenon]

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

people aren't addicted to coffee because of the caffeine they're addicted to coffee because of the pooping

[cali]

rei with john deere tractor

[lesbx]

computer. remove silver's trunks from her werewolf model. Computer. set underwear to no

[minmos]

i hope tumblr users never stop talking about punk music i think we deserve this

[cartyrs]

warmup doodle feat. my girlfriend 😘😙💕

[boybeetles]

What is going on in r/kitchencels

[kiburebuc]

some highlights from the comments

[bongwater-jpeg]

[virtualgirladvance]

never wanted to pray for someone before

[yestozidk]

Recent update

[larval-tear]

i get so gay off that estradiol!

[larval-tear]

my nioples

[phidelta]

Shimigami eyes should add a feature where you can label someone pink for girls who dont realize they're girls yet. It would make the extension worse and almost certainly cause more drama

[phidelta]

We are crowd sourcing her gender

[storyweavingspider]

“Hey, did you know you’re rated Egg on shinigami eyes?”

[pitchburgh]

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

[pitchburgh]

you should also be able to do this to job listings

[alivehouse]

"i just dont think the scientology speedrun trend is funny because if people did that with any other religious institution-" ok guys lets all go to the 'scientology controversies' page on wikipedia and scroll a bit before continuing this thought. lets do this right now

[allegedly-human]

This argument doesn't work because we should do Vatican speedruns

[mrsterlingeverything]

4 hours of sleep running black coffee 2 different weed pens nasal soray that makes my nose bleed zyrtec and MUSIC guide to feeling good

[so-much-for-subtlety]

crank it !!

[beardedmrbean]

[holisticdetective42]

Horror movie with a normal kid growing up but everyone around the kid insists that they were born evil with the devil in them and acts accordingly