this poignant melodrama's based on fact.

mayo; adult; ASOUE, the witcher, and whatever else strikes my fancy; mayoho on AO3

[sillystigmata]

Are y’all winning?

[interviewvampiredaily]

TVL Cast and Creatives with Variety

Worst Notes

[sillystigmata]

THE BOYS

[userarmand]

JACOB ANDERSON Variety Studio at SDCC 2026

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

"lupita nyong'o can't be helen of troy because helen was greek and there weren't black people in ancient greece"

DO YOU THINK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DIDNT HAVE BOATS. THIS ENTIRE MOVIE IS ABOUT ONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS AND HIS BOAT

[littlestsnicket]

ok, so, something that has been bothering me is that there is something ominous about the park bench scene and whenever anyone talks about it in a way that acknowledges that it’s ominous i end up being like ‘what? no. that’s either not what happened or is kinda cute.”

but i’ve figured it out. armand is setting louis up for failure. he’s not doing it on purpose but armand is traumatized and needs impossible things to feel safe and louis is taking responsibility for armand’s feeling of safety. and they both want that dynamic so bad. but it’s like… that’s not possible. their romance is doomed by trauma from the start.

and then you get down to the thing that assad said about armand’s relationship with marius being complicated because that is the last time that armand felt safe. but he wasn’t safe. and armand knows he wasn’t safe. but he can’t acknowledge that fully. it would be too much.

and that ties into the point i’ve seen a lot of people make about armand trying to cast louis as marius, and i’ve always been like ‘yes but not like that?’ but struggled to articulate what i meant. but this is it. armand is trying to cast louis as marius but as the fantasy version of marius who is armand’s protector and can do no wrong. and that person has never and will never exist. and armand knows that but is powerless to do anything about it.

aaaah *flails wildly*

[littlealexhorne]

"I mean the first thing you tried to do–and I genuinely believe you were trying to do this–is to run up a tree."

[kittydesade]

New contender for worst children’s hospital design just dropped.

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[crithir]

the bloodthirsty murderous ancient coven master is just a silly little guy your honor

[vampire-scripture]

[Armand's] unacknowledged yet irrepressible flair for the dramatic - Daniel Molloy, The Queen of the Damned

[catchymemes]

[cloudabserk]

[ratsquinks]

fizzgig discovers water is wet

[moon111111]

[drolta]

no because why is Lemuel leaning in so close!! arm around princess’ shoulders like he’s not playing about her!!!!!!!

[archvillainofromance]

The Vampire Lestat 3.04 The Devils Road

[lestats-groupie]

Tangled.

[lestats-groupie]

Where's the new guy Daniel? He's there lmao. A little shy though.

Armand is checking on him<3

[modelsof-color]

Chol Mabior at Robert Wun Couture FW 2026