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the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

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the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great
Y'all, it is so much funnier to think that Lilith would be much more supportive of Lucifer's relationship with Alastor and try her best to be his wingwoman then be antagonistic to their relationship.
She's trying her best to be supportive but poor Lucifer hasn't dated since Eden, he's trying his best
I think he likes them
if you see me liking contradicting headcanons for the same character just know it's because I do not give a fuck and I have an active imagination #hewouldsaythat
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A little something I made based on the Executioner Au im writing up. I was planning to write the actual story but I ended up drawing this most of the night (+ more)
Hey. Why isnāt the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isnāt that fucked up? Does anyone else think thatās absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! Thatās a big deal! Iāve never thought about it before but now that I have, itās ridiculous to me that thatās not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why donāt we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
Itās July 20th. Thatās the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. Iām ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and Iām going to have a goddamn potluck. Youāre all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY
moon day is 20th July!!!
Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!
Happy moon day to all who celebrate
This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.
OH HEY, THATS TOMORROW
A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.
You wish you were me
its not just quadrupeds
bring out the rotating tiger
so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck
ao3 authors are something elseā¦
This is awesome on so many levels.
Ladies andĀ GentlemenĀ i present to youĀ John Carpenterās The Thing,Ā as performed by the claymated, Antarctic cast of the hit childrenās animation Pingu. Directed by Lee Hardcastle,Ā in under 3 minutes. Noot, Noot.
Oh my fucking god.
JESUS CHRIST
Iām still amazed at how they got a ānoot nootā to sound so much like a āfuck youā
how dare the item of clothing i developed a weird attachment to and have worn almost every single day since i bought it start to show signs of wear
how it feels to be surrounded by perverted mutants
STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS
oh come onnnnnn
Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?
Heās learned to open the lazy Susan and wonāt stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla
Criminal charges
Hey hey hey HEY
Heās been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM Iām livid but also impressed.
Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.
Heās not playing with it
Heās eating it.
I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.
I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didnāt know the extent heād go to to get them.
We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole
6 tips
3 of the ear light cover things
Our other cats collar
the ear bud of the vets stethoscope ļæ¼
several hearts
a plastic glove
the vet techs hair tie
Also yeah heās fine he just likes to steal
Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other peopleās stuff
This is his ledge
His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6ā2ā
I am 5ā5ā
I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. Itās usually the remote.
Narratively speaking, ending this saga with the reveal that his name is Orange Sherbert was a masterstroke.
things in phm that really tickled me as a marine biologist:
the concept of star-eating microbes causing a crisis and the solution being the introduction of space wolves to space yellowstone to control the space elk population. i love a good trophic cascade
dr ryland grace immediately pitching "turn the spaceship into a giant centrifuge to generate gravity" and then not balancing his actual centrifuge later on
the entire "life is reason" scene really
grace forgetting to open the mystery alien container in a fume hood AND immediately sticking his nose in it. if we did this in chemistry lab we were executed on the spot
academia drama being one of the cornerstones of grace's character
grace switching through every spectrum setting on the microscope to try to see into the astrophages and not being able to (relatable)
also: the astrophage dying and grace going "ohhh it died..." (very relatable)
grace having his not-scientist buddy Carl to give him frank solutions when he's overthinking. yes, often the solution is just to put the box in another box
copious duct tape usage
just sticking a filter into the path of the petrova line to collect astrophage goop
eva going "so it's alive" when grace tells them the astrophage are moving, and him being like "WELL ok that could be for a lot of reasons" in the tone of someone who doesn't even know where to start explaining why that's a hasty assumption
grace referring to the first new astrophage as his and carl's baby multiple times (HIGHLY relatable)
humanity's greatest hope being a teacher. humanity being saved by grace's ability to find novel ways to communicate well with others -- something that made him excellent as an educator, and enabled him to bond with rocky
More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.
This might be my favorite
This is mine
i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words
you know what i deserve this
a lot of mean things have been said about me on this post, but none of them hurt as much as this
This websites hatemail game is insane
writing is 10% storytelling and 90% rearranging three sentences for an hour like you're trying to solve an ancient curse