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There are people who dance to songs and people who google what the artists meaning was wen they wrote/sang it

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the new honda odyssey will tear your children limb from limb.

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With all the devil fruits is there ever a boat boat fruit- cus I’d hate to have THAT for the rest of my life 😆

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Friend: can I have a coke!

Bartender: is Pepsi ok?

Friend: oh then no thanks

Me:

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Got to the sniper king episode in one piece, BRILLIANT! (Oh the wind carries his name)

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Wow I’ve had stronger swords than this

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You can go anywhere you please, as long as you step on the accelerator hard enough!

Charlie Hallett

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Ugh idc what you say- Peter Capaldi was a terrible Doctor

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Advice to all parents!

If you don’t want your kids to finish a whole bottle of coke or whatever in one night- buy them something they like but aren’t that keen on!

My dad gave me a bottle of iron brew and I’m just nursing the shit out of it!

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When you start work at 7:15 and wake up at 7:00

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Jesus take the wheel

NO JESUS THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!

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ME: Steven universe is SO relatable!

FRIEND: what do you live with all women and are treated like a kid and fights aliens and shit?

ME: No I also have a dead mom from birth, don’t know about her past and people are fighting about it!

FRIEND: ...

OTHER PEOPLE WITH DEAD MOMS:

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Was going through my videos and found the best of my snapchats

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When it’s December and The weather looks like this ?!?!?!

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This reindeer is either a paedo or a murderer