Im Joy

[llleighsmith]

turns out you don’t have to be beautiful at all, you can just be

[leonkennedy]

*blinks slowly like a cat so you know I like you*

[ethniccrying]

@August

Please…girl…I’m beggin you

[eggsaladstain]

god bless the producers of worst cooks

[frankiestyne-deactivated2021083]

Shout out to all of my fellow filipinos who gets mistaken as Korean, Chinese, Mexican, and Vietnamese!

[lovablys]

no disrespect to other clouds but pink ones are the best

[liberal-memes]

[recommend]

Guy keeps photoshopping himself into the Kardashian’s Instagram pictures and makes them 10 times better (x)

[toastbutteregg]

hows everyone doing at college?

[pissvortex]

Dolly Parton created women? damn she really did that

[aphroditesfever]

She created her own worst enemy.

Jolene.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

God (Dolly) creates Lucifer (Jolene) - Beginning of Time B.C.E.

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

*actually sits down and listens to Wouldn’t It Be Nice* yeah.... yeah, that would be nice...

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

[wike-wabbits]

Perfume bottle consisting of eight enameled glass bottles as orange segments, set in painted ceramic holder. (ca. 1925)

[deceptive-owls]

Why did 1925 people get 1000% cooler product packaging than we do

[sexycraisinthanos]

when crack is allowed in literally everything people get creative

[toastbutteregg]

[kristina100000]

no one:

male movie directors: if i dont include a rape scene i will kill myself

[gingerrbreadman-deactivated2020]

Bowsers legit like… “hahahahah im going to kill you and steal ur princess, oh wait hold on, my kid just called, oh I gotta pick him up from school he’s sick, can we postpone this for how about… hm… Is luigi able to babysit tomorrow?”

[dovewithscales]

This is of course because it’s literally Nintendo canon that they’re actors playing roles and on their days off they play tennis and race go-carts together.

[gingerrbreadman-deactivated2020]

WAIT REALLY THAT MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER

[semperpugnandi]

Hozier: Fuck religion, women are my religion

Lesbians:

[machigaeru]

I started Hebrew, which is why I’ve been dead on this blog, but I don’t think I can ever properly convey to you guys the sheer cultural whiplash of spending years learning Japanese from Japanese teachers and then trying to learn Hebrew from an Israeli

Japanese: you walk into class already apologizing for being alive Hebrew: you walk into class, the teacher insults you and you are expected to insult her back

Japanese: conjugates every single verb based on degree of intended politeness, nevermind keigo and honorifics Hebrew: Someone asked my teacher how to say “excuse me” and she laughed for several seconds before saying we shouldn’t worry about remembering that since we’ll never need to say it

Japanese: if you get one stroke wrong the entire kanji is incomprehensible Hebrew: cursive? script? fuck it do whatever you want, you don’t even have to write the vowels out unless you feel like it

Japanese: the closest thing there is to ‘bastard’ is an excessively direct ‘you’ pronoun Hebrew: ‘bitch’ translates directly

[memory-thought]

The span of human experience is so insane.

[4a0000-deactivated20170115]

Boys really text you “hey” just to see if u will say it back and then they’re done talking

[aewm]

this post has haunted me all day bc it is ABSOLUTELY true