we cock dick ballin’

he/they/knight/daze, 22, bi

[justsomeectoplasm]

I fucking love that big feet bird that has a random word over it.

[justsomeectoplasm]

Behold, my collection

[justsomeectoplasm]

[officialpenisenvy]

in my high school a few years ahead of me there was a polyamorous girl named luna who was dating a guy and a girl and the girl was named (i swear to god this is her birth name) marea. they were named moon and tide and they were lesbian lovers. i thought it was the most romantic fated thing ever as a tiny baby queer it would make me sigh in adoration. the boyfriend's name was frank

[4whomittolz]

[tachyon-log]

TL: "This will be the equipment you're provided this time. Take it."

[lost-but-with-coffee]

[asimplepotato]

religious scholars agree that god destroying the tower of babel was the first recorded instance of someone “doing a 9/11”

[dickstolebyanalien]

oh, nice. this song is known for it's guitar riff

[charl0ttan]

what is "Greensleeves"?

[lindleland]

the problem millennials + older have with trying to understand the 67 meme is that they keep trying to compare it to past funny numbers.

listen. 67 is not 69. it's not 420, or 21, or 42.

it's E.

you remember this shit?

it's this. 67 is E.

[lindleland]

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared

[commanderchr1st]

When you look up Freakazoid rule 34 for the first time in years and there’s five new pages of entries and you can’t contain the stranglehold your erection has over you

[theunfairfolk]

the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

[jockohomomorphism]

[dogin8]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t t tat "c ca't a " a g a ct ttg t g Cata

Closest match: Psittacula echo genome assembly, chromosome: 5 Common name: Echo Parakeet

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[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

look dude me transforming painfully into a centipede isnt a fetish thing its for work. Can you take a pictyre for my linkedin its starting hherggghh

[miiverseprofilecomments]

[disgustinggf]

[paper-mario-wiki]

went to the market and got this fucking sick boiler suit that's way too tight on me

but i also got this tshirt so it's okay

[paper-mario-wiki]

closeup on the shirt

closeup on the pants

[chipsprites]

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

when the curse is lifted

[dogpuppy]

[jabberding0]

Very Large Bearings being Produced, amazing

[east-n-roll]

[wolfie-barks]

@bisexual-engineer-enby

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

SLEWING BEARINGS!!!! That's awesome! I love seeing the forging and then the machining. Full process!