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@chloedapunk
i didn’t ask to be created!
why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw
Hello dungeons and daddies fans.
I know what you’re going through. Season 3 has just ended. Hoo boy what an ending. And you don’t know how to fill the void before the next season comes out in like February.
Well may I interest you in our podcast, the railroad community casters club. What is RCCC you might ask (other than Rose City Comicon)?
That’s for me to know and you to find out.
We’re the foremost niche Seattle-based queer-led straight-tokenizing dungeons and dragons podcast that could potentially get cancelled for participating in Bi erasure because were a DnD podcast who just realized after two years of doing this that we haven’t had a single Bi person on the show.
The campaign is set in a fully homebrew world. We got comedy. We got tragedy. There’s a character you just wanna put in Tupperware and…shake. There’s a slow burn sapphic romance. There’s themes of alienation and individualism and capitalism and all that jazz. There’s a muppet?
While we don’t have a gimmick or a shtick like other people tryna get ahead in the actual play man-o-sphere rat race, I think our greatest strength is we put storytelling, flavorful and interesting game mechanics, and stupid bits first.
This is a long story we’re planning. But we just finished the first act in 45 episodes. I’m not asking you to listen to all of that. Try getting to episode 7. If you don’t like it, drop it. If you like it up to episode 7, it only gets better from there.
Also, if you HAVE listened to this podcast and you ALREADY like us. Vouch for us in the tags or whatever.
Marketing is hard, so we thought stealing other peoples fanbases would be fun.
honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation
i always imagine this:
Father - A Ron Stampler animatic
"i asked ChatGPT" okay well i asked laika the very good girl space dog and she refused to answer me unless i gave her treats
pink in the night
babe are you alright? you just reblogged eunnieboo’s pink in the night comic again
Potentially a cold take but like ten episodes into dndads I started picturing Ron as a muppet (for goofs) and the further I get the more the show justifies this by Ron's actions being impossible for a human but very likely for a muppet. Anyway crawling into a t-shirt canon was my last straw, muppet Ron is real, and he is like a friend to me
In S1 episode 21 Ron’s dad fact was that the attic of his childhood home had a mirror with the word “Stud” marked on it and Ron thought he always looked better when using that mirror.
So in a way Stud was always there for Ron whenever he needed to feel better about himself.
best part of the last peachyville was when one of them was like “btw gun kata is a reference to the movie equilibrium” and then they got clowned on bc Freddie was like “you think they don’t know what movie we’re talking about of course they do” meanwhile I was actively googling “what movie is gun kata from” because I was so lost
Ester…Ester the editor of Dungeons and Daddies…you are a treasure…that was the funniest bit ever
Fanart from my fic that's not even finished yet. Couldn't resist when I saw sticky notes at my place of employment. Paeden and Pozole be upon ye
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now
What the-
I haven’t seen this in about 4 years. I’m glad it’s back.
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BOYS NIGHT, 15th March, Senate! bring your own booze! remember what happens in the senate stays in the senate ;). BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT
puppy play but halfway thru i suddenly start barking and run off into the woods faster than u can keep up with. u quickly lose sight of me. u call out my name and whistle to no response. u walk slowly in hopes of hearing where i may be but its dead quite. my barking stopped some distance away. it was getting dark when i ran off but now its pitch black. against ur better judgment u leave in hopes that ill come back of my own accord. 3 days later uve given up hope. ur printing out lost dog posters when u hear scratching at the door. u open it to see me. u lunge forward and hug me so excited i came back. immediately upon being back u feel like somethings off. i look and sound just like me. but i walk around the house like i hadnt been there. i refuse to eat anything even treats. and when u look at me u get the sinking feeling these are different eyes staring back at u. almost as if theyre seeing more than usual. u initially write it off as just being due to stress of being in the woods alone for a few days. but one day in the middle of the night u hear a scratching. u think its me but im asleep on the floor by ur bed. u walk out into the hallway. u follow the noise to the front door. under the sound of scratching is whining. my whining. u swing open the door to a barrage of licks and headbutts. the joy u get from seeing me immediately sinks into a gutteral fear as u realize the dog that came back. the dog uve spent a week sleeping next to. was not me. but some kind of imitation. i start snarling. then whimpering. u dont need to turn around to know what was standing behind u. u pick me up and run as fast as u can. stomping footsteps way too close behind u. and then. nothing. u turn around just in time to see the thing that was once imitating ur dog lurch into the woods. it lets out one final bark in my voice. then disappears into the trees. and then we like. have sex or something
Yes, I've optimized him because my prior character was weak and easily killable. - Freddie Wong on Blake Lively (while ignoring that Tony's main problem was choosing to drunk drive into a house during episode 1)