Can I Pet Your Pets?

Chloe, York, 26, Zoology Graduate, Genderfluid, They, Panromantic, Asexual, Bipolar, Cat, Crafter, Witch

[memewhore]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"

[rainbowismymiddlename]

Here are two more:

"Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway"

And my favorite

"Person on thermal infrared camera"

Might share more tomorrow.

[rainbowismymiddlename]

Influencers taking selfies at a gym

Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile

Person who sits on wet paint

Person who's still loading

Boyfriend carrying girlfriend's shopping bags

[lightweightkate]

I love these so much

[anxietyproblem]

[angiethewitch]

english tourists are causing problems again

[rowanthewizard]

The history of Earth has never been summed up so succinctly before.

[angiethewitch]

wow this reblog is funnier than my entire blog

[chloeebee]

As if I needed more encouragement to not be straight.

[bottoms-movie]

Klaus Hargreeves The Umbrella Academy Season Two

[weloveshortvideos]

[chloeebee]

This is just too pure ❤️

[cheese24k]

[muppetmayhem]

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

[321redlightt-deactivated2016010]

my heart exploded

[merlinemryspendragon]

No matter how many times I get hit, I always get back up. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

[primordialnoodlesoup]

beginning to think my spirit animal is jellyfish

[heartcountry]

what is one line of poetry/writing that lives in ur head rent free please share i would like to know 

[chloeebee]

She was not fragile like a flower, She was fragile like a bomb.

[anxietyproblem]

[vis-per]

Except I'm still not mentally prepared....

[normal-horoscopes]

The Forbidden Signs:

Aries: Deep below the town he sits in the dark, crafting children for when the sun finally snuffs out. Youve gotten this far? Whats one more?

Taurus: Look at you, nearly taken by the very thing you were so praised for overcoming. Your existence is a war. Fight as long as you can, even a loss will inspire legions like you.

Gemini: What use does loyalty have now, watching over a grove of the dead? All the meaning in the world.

Cancer: You remember what it was like before all of this. The antlers weight heavy on your head. You see the engines of calamity, and those who still cling to this world. All you feel is hatred.

Leo: So much insight into the inter-workings of minds and machines, and what have you created? Another way for the world to end. Tad late for that now though.

Virgo: The others dont understand. Don’t they want to become part of you? Part of something better? No more fighting, no more death, no more life. Just perfection.

Libra: The scrapes on your legs leak something so much more valuable than you could ever imagine. 

Scorpio: As you lay on your back, head tilted to an uncaring sky, the very earth whispered to you. She reached up her hands and fingers and you gave her everything you could. Sleep now. Mother is here.

Ophiuchus: They call you a beast, as if hunger is no better a motivation.

Sagittarius: You dont know when the pilgrims stopped coming. Too many rumors of something lurking in the fog. Too many drawings of something with seven glowing yellow eyes.

Capricorn: A colossal engine of war sits draped over the fetid ruins of what used to be a city. Deep in its guts two tiny figures share a pot of coffee.

Aquarius: The things that wander the frozen wastes with clear skin and clear blood. Ghosts grazing for fields that will never grow again.

Pisces: An ancient predator queen mistook these blinking metal husks for her own young, they grew into something that should be left well alone.

[angel-x-guts]

put together a fish guide for this month! (northern hemisphere only). i’ve seen a few different ones floating around but i decided to make my own because they didn’t have all the information i wanted or a checklist. 

[dignitea]

there is nothing i crave more than being known completely and loved anyway

[wysswurst]

this comic still gets me

[nonbinarycadash]

Unpopular opinion: ACNL edition

I always enjoyed going on Easter egg hunts and other fun events with my family and since I can’t go home and see my family for easter this year as planned I’m actually really enjoying having the bunny day event to fill that gap a little

[un-cerebro-hambriento]

Diferentes razas de perro en versión guerrera, por Nikita Orlov.

[memeseverdie]

PREMIUM CONTENT

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I FOUND MORE

[sentry-34]

Well damn

[kenkuarchive]

WAIT THERE ARE MORE