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listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

demilypyro

The Netherlands democratically puts a list of the 2000 best songs together every year around New Year’s and the biggest mystery every time is whether Bohemian Rhapsody wins again

demilypyro

i’m serious, if it doesn’t win, it’s second place

every winner before 2005 is Bohemian Rhapsody as well

mariowiki

why arent we talking about the constant presence of hotel california

gold-kushkloudz

marlbororeds100s-deactivated202

im sorry but

stream

Black Panther (2018)

butchwifing

If you’re trying to figure out if she’s gay, ask her who her favorite member of the Fab 5 is and if she says Antoni, she’s straight.

santa-klaus

This is… correct

dankmemeuniversity

gahdamnpunk

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

knitmeapony

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

thesaltofcarthage

the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous.

fatjovan-deactivated20131125

xlec

this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future

wangdude2006

you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s (M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics

xlec

this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King.

brucee-waynee

There’s no first-generation, or second-generation removed. I am Egyptian. — Rami Malek, the first cover star of GQ Middle East

khe1

lets be honest with ourselves for a moment: who doesnt love a good fruit from time to time

youngwhiteboi

brittany-murphy

batbitequeen

40 y/o white guy: Hey kid, ever hear about Rage Against the Machine? They really told it like it is! Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!

me: Zack de la Rocha is Mexican Tom Morello is black Brad Wilk is jewish

40 y/o white guy: blue lives matter

batbitequeen

RATM: Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses

40 y/o white guy that claims he likes RATM: blue lives matter

lenins-and-things

Was it Paul Ryan that claimed to be a RATM fan? Like, nationally? In public? On TV? And then RATM came out and shut him down?

batbitequeen

:)

batbitequeen

🙏✊🔥🙏

mccoppinscrapyard

Also I totally remembered this exchange:

bass-borot

The band is called Rage Against THE MACHINE Do these fuckers think that they just don’t like that one shirtless guy’s standup bit???? What do they think THE LITERAL MACHINE IN THE FUCKING NAME is?

oomshi

sirredmayne

I’m color-blind, but I can pick out that [Yves Klein] blue anywhere. I wrote 30,000 words on this color, and I never grew tired of it. The pigment is staggering. It’s amazing that a color can be so emotional. One can only hope to achieve that intensity in acting.