Lycanthropy Anonymous

My name's Sumire;; Fanpeep person;; They/them;; shitty time-management skills/// I have fallen on some really, really horrible times lately, so if anyone wants to support my work or help a friendly out, my paypal is [email protected], and anything would be helpful, I love you all!! xoxoxoxo

[ao3tagoftheday]

[Image Description: Tag reading “Canon is a native song bird and I’m a house cat about to take it apart and use all the juicy bits”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: As long as you don’t leave the carcass on my doorstep

[papertombstones]

adoring the restructuring of metaphors for ecological accuracy

[ao3tagoftheday]

I am, above all else, a pedant

[feitanswife]

Canon is a patch of English Ivy and I am a 14 year old girl who just learned what the term “invasive species” is

(And my readers are my chaotic good environmental science teacher who enables me)

[ao3tagoftheday]

Canon is a golf course and I am a vigilante with a bulldozer and a truck full of native plants

[61below]

Canon is asian carp in the Mississippi, and me and the boys have a motorboat, water skis, hockey hear, a basketball hoop tied to a tube, and net

[ao3tagoftheday]

Canon is the snakeheads in the Potomac River and I am the absurdly hyperactive guy in my high school class who was literally always on shrooms and would go fishing every day before school and come to class with a cooler full of snakeheads he’d caught and ask if any of us wanted one for dinner.

[stonefemblues]

Text copied from the DSA Housing Justice Commission, @dsa_housing on Twitter:

"The CDC has announced a new, nationwide moratorium on evictions lasting from now until the end of December. This thread will cover the details, and then some actions that DSA locals can take to ensure it is effective and that tenants are not forced out of their homes regardless.

Firstly, unlike the CARES Act moratorium, this applies to all rental properties. If any home is being rented out, it is covered by the moratorium depending on the tenant's circumstances.

Tenants must make a *self-declaration to their landlord* - it does not need to be processed to be effective.

They first must declare that they

(a) received a stimulus check, or

(b) did not have to pay tax in 2019, or

(c) expect to earn 99k or less, or 198k if filing jointly.

Second, they must declare they have lost income or incurred unexpected expenses due to the economic or medical effects of the COVID-19 pandemic.

Third, they must declare they are doing their best to make partial payments, taking into account other necessary expenses e.g. food.

Finally they must declare that they will become homeless or have to move into a congregated setting such as a family home, shelter, or house with roommates if they are evicted.

Once this declaration is made, they can't be evicted til 2021.

If a tenant does not make this declaration, even if it would apply to them, they can still be evicted if it would otherwise be permissible under local and state laws.

It does NOT override stricter moratoriums like that in Washington, D.C. where currently nobody can be evicted.

It also does NOT cancel rent or convert rental debt into consumer debt that tenants cannot be evicted for in future, so people who cannot pay will still have to deal with a backlog. DSA continues to believe cancelling rent is the only just solution to the COVID housing crisis.

That being said, this moratorium will only work if tenants are aware of it. Locals have the opportunity to canvass their neighbors and inform them of their new rights under the CDC moratorium, and how they can make a declaration to their landlord that can keep them in their home.

This is a reprieve, not a final victory for tenants. We must help protect tenants from eviction through education about these rights while also continuing the struggle to cancel rent and ensure that landlords, banks and the rich - not tenants - pay for this crisis.

We would also note that this means tenants in many states will have effective protection against evictions for nonpayment for the first time since the crisis began. This is an opportunity for tenants, and your DSA locals, to talk to neighbors about tenant unions and rent strikes.

We have been receiving some questions about whether this applies to no-fault evictions or merely to evictions with nonpayment as a specific cause. To be clear, this moratorium DOES NOT allow no-fault evictions (but does permit evictions for certain other causes, see screens)."

Additional info:

The CDC's official announcement

An app to help tenants generate a declaration and send it to their landlords

[phantomrose96]

Hey um what. What goddamn business did Omashu have having a King?? Like I never really questioned it since it came from such an early Book One still-world-building episode but. Omashu is a city, for starters, and it’s a city in the Earth Kingdom. Which. You know. HAS a king. 

You know I bet, honestly, Omashu doesn’t have a king. And NEVER had a king. Omashu had a succession of Governors or some shit and on the day that Bumi took the mantle he said “Fuck this ‘Governor Bumi’ stuff that’s lame. Call me King.” and when his advisors said they can’t legally do that Bumi passed a law changing his title from Governor to King, stuck a crown on his head, and called it macaroni.

And the citizens of Omashu were probably just like “alright” cuz like. Bumi strikes me as the kind of Local Town Eccentric who has a working personal relationship with pretty much everyone so all 100,000 people of Omashu heard this decree of Kingship and went “yeah that tracks” and got on with their day.

Outside of Omashu though? Good god. That’s gotta be a fucking look. At this point 112-year-old Bumi has been ‘King’ for a lifetime longer than the actual Earth King. What a look. How much sleep do you think Long Feng loses about this??? How many assassination attempts do you think he tried to carry out, only to have the Dai Lee come crawling home with the imprint of Bumi’s face smashed into their armor and some rock candy stuffed into their socks?

Ba Sing Se adores its appearance of order and structure and hierarchy and I cannot even begin to imagine their Daily Hell of dealing with Omashu’s centenarian feast-loving candy-munching batshit unhinged and utterly unkillable pseudo-King. 

The Fire Nation taking over Omashu was probably the happiest goddamn day of Long Feng’s life.   

[haematicmagic-deactivated202003]

Raw, powerful and cursed quotes

So as someone who recently migrated from a Pinterest lurker of 3 years, reading every tumblr screenshot i could find, i have gathered quite a selection of cursed or raw quotes from the most classic tumblr posts and whatever the hell Gaud is doing. Some of these aren't tumblr, but classic literature or musical quotes or poems. As i didn't write them down, i cant give sources for every single one, but i can give them on request if you're interested. Feel free to add more.

• „I‘ll do what I want“

„Then perish“

OR 

„then become the dirt I walk on“

• „violence for violence is the rule of beasts“

• „to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all“

• „There are places we have never seen before: Soem have never seen the Ocean, have never laid eyes on marrakesh. The other world is just a place we haven’t visisted before and we’re gonna explore it together“

• "Auge um Auge und die Welt wird blind"

(German, translated to mean: An eye for an eye and the world goes blind)

• „You kneel before my throne, unaware that it was made of lies“

• "You’re rearranging deck chairs on the titanic my friend"

• "Bold of you to assume I (will meet a mortal end, have ambitions)"

• „I beg to differ“

„Then beg"

• „One day, you will be face to face with your gods and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled

• „the skin of the earth is littered with the ruins of empires that thought themselves immortal“

• „my Ancestors are smiling down on me. Can you say the same?“

• „Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something.“

• „god should have made girls lethal when he made monsters of men“

• „Decay exsists as a distant form of life“

• „Can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear within me is beyond anything that your soul can comprehend. You cannot cure me in any way that matters.“

• „Draw a monster. Why is it a Monster?“

• „A year ago you didn’t know today“

• „She is a mystic in the sense that she is still mystified by things“

• „these hands have built bridges, they will not build walls“

• „the anger in your heart warms you now but will leave you cold in your grave“

• „The Man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one“

• „Thats a funny trick to play on a god“

• „We can do any sins we want. There are no gods here to observe them“

• „we deserve a soft epilogue“

• „Starved dogs eat their masters.“

• „I am a monument to all your sins.“

• „Face your mortality, choose your requiem.“

• „I do not love the sword for its sharpness or the arrow for its swiftness nor the warrior for his glory. I can only love that which they defend“

• „Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars you have won“

• „Do you think God, too, stays in heaven in fear of what he has created?“

• „Good men need no rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many“

• „Nothing is set in stone, but everything is set in a dirt road. If you roll your waggon along that path too much, it‘ll soon be the only path you can take without struggling“

•„You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.“

„You seem a decent fellow. I hate to be killed by you.“

•„We are men of actions. Lies do not become us.“

•„The watch is ticking and I‘m no clockmaker“

•„Only when Lions have Historians will Hunters cease to be heroes“

•„If you consider a woman less pure after you touched her, you should take a look at your hands“

•„the fire can’t touch me, for I have have burned one too many times. And the sea can’t harm me, for I have been drowning all my life. But you, you could rip my heart open, darling, for I have never known love before.“

• „take no shit, do no harm“

• “Be a nuisance where it counts, Do your part to inform and stimulate the public to join your action. Be depressed, discouraged, and disappointed at failure and the disheartening effects of ignorance, greed, corruption, and bad politics—but never give up.”

• „Before you tell a tale of revenge, dig two graves

• „First we shape our tools, then our tools shape us.“

• „The future is what you make of it. Just know that your supplies are limited.“

• „bury me shallow, I‘ll be back"

• „This is Hell territory and I am impudent to no gods“

• „Sticks and Stones may build a throne but you‘ll be up there all alone“

• „I am deliberately taking this personally“

• „You’re still dodging my questions“

„you’re just missing“

• „Rome wasnt build in one day.

But it was burned one“

or

„But they layed bricks every hour“

• „You’re not as simple as they wanted you to be.“

• „Get off the ground, kid, spit your blood. Go down a savage, go down fighting.“

• „Educated Criminals work within the law“

• „Everyone is guilty of the good they did not to“

• „Even the ground wouldnt want you to rot in it“

• „War is old men talking and young men dying.“

• „I‘ll take care of you.

It‘s rotten work.

Not to me. Not if its you.“

• „What are you, before a human ready to fight“

• „Walls have ears

Doors have eyes

Trees have voices

beasts tell lies

Beware the rain

Beware the snow

Beware the man

you think you know“

• „This is who we are: A product of war.“

• „once a man, now deemed a fool“

• „What was that?

Probably God, looking down on his children and regretting that there even was a sixth day.“

• „We all just kill time until the killing time“

• „people will never bleed enough to meet your vision of justice“

• „There are three things all wise men fear: The sea in storm, a moonless night and the anger of a gentle man.“

• „Let me die first or I will die twice“

• „Looks like you dropped something.

What?

Your standards. Hi, I‘m XY“

• „In whatever matter it comes to be, love is never wrong, especially not between one that has so much of it to give and one so desperately in need of it.“

• „Heavy is the Crown and light as a feather the banner of rebellion"

• „I am not a vessel for your good intentions“

• „Every breath i take without your permission raises my self esteem“

• „Your boos mean nothing, I‘ve seen what makes you cheer“

• „In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.“

• „You could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature.“

• "I would rather die standing than live kneeling"

• "Life is all about pain and by god I will be it's conduit."

• "Ring the bells you still can ring

Forget your perfect offering

There is a crack in everything

That is how the light gets in"

• "Here's a penny for your thoughts and a quarter to not tell me them."

• "Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame"

• "To greed, all nature is insufficient"

• "We are rarely proud when we are alone"

• "I will love you like misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch as everything goes wrong"

• "You say I killed you - haunt me, then."

• "But who are you, to consider yourself an enemy of humanity? Who are you, to define yourself as something else but them?"

[alcego-writes]

Let yourself suck. Write things that are bad, and let them be bad. Get used to the thought that you won’t always produce greatness; perfection is the nemesis of done. If your writing is cluttered or clumsy, let it be. Keep going, let it be a mess. Write notes if you need to, but do not let your momentum slip until you are done. “Perfection” is an unachievable concept. Masterful is attainable, but to become a master you must become intimately acquainted with failure. Look at that clumsy sentence, which you meant to be elegant but came out hamfisted and blunt. Look at it again. It is not perfect, but it is there. It’s there, and even as something that does not meet your standards, it can be worked with. You can tweak it, edit it, mess with it until it works. Writing is not an easy task; it is an art borne of years of practice, years of failure, years of editing and staring at a sentence that would not have been possible three months ago and smiling, grinning as you realize that failure is an option, not because it gives you an out, but because it opens other doors, gives you other avenues to explore.

Writing is an art; let it be that way. Let it be messy, play with it, and you will see improvement. It will be slow, and there will be days when you’re convinced you’ll never improve. But I promise you, you will. It will be hard, and frustrating, but it will be worth it.

Keep going; I believe in you.

[jade-island-lives]

I needed to hear this today, thank you. 

[tokiosunset-deactivated20150930]

People should do more “meet ugly” and less “meet cute”. For example.

“I broke your nose at a mosh pit” AU

“I hit you with my car and was the only one to visit you in the hospital” AU

“You were chased by the cops, got in my car and just yelled ‘Drive!’” AU

“You punched me in the face while gesticulating wildly to a friend” AU

“You laughed in a restaurant but you have an ugly laugh and I thought you were choking, so I spent the last three minutes awkwardly humping you while performing the Heimlich maneuver” AU

“We met each other on a Sunday morning, both doing our walk of shame” AU

“I get really sick on roller-coasters and you had the misfortune of sitting in front of me so, uh… sorry…” AU

“You’re the bastard who keeps parking right in front of my house so I retaliated by keying your car and you caught me” AU

“I work at a department store and if you take out and unfold a shirt and then leave it one more time I’m going to stuff it down your throat” AU

“You broke into my apartment drunk thinking it was your friend’s house and I should call the cops but my cat kinda likes you so we’re good” AU

“My new dealer has friended me on Facebook and I’m unsure of how to react to that” AU

“You saw me reading the same book you did and we got into a heated discussion on how much it sucks” AU

“This is a five-hour-long plane ride, we’re sitting together and you’re deathly afraid of flying” AU

[quotemadness]

Light thinks it travels faster than anything, but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

Terry Pratchett

[robotmango]

hallmark channel please hire me to write more time-travel romances:

no-nonsense modern businesswoman who is secretly falling for this odd but kind stranger: dinner was so delicious! wow... i wish my last boyfriend had ever cooked for me even once. by the way, what was in the pie?

brave yet gentle time-displaced knight: squirrels, of course

*

brave yet gentle time-displaced nobleman of some sort: the miasmas in this... newest of york are indeed foul. here, i have studded half an orange with cloves, hold it against thy nose, that you may not inhale any spirits of pestilence

*

no-nonsense modern businesswoman's mildly confused dad: so, you follow politics at all?

brave yet gentle time-displaced weaver's apprentice: the empress maud is a pretender and usurper, i pray king stephen's forces will break the siege by michelmas

*

no-nonsense modern businesswoman, etcetera: what are all these children doing in my house

brave yet gentle time-displaced prince: these are my new pages. i have given them each a loaf of bread and a pallet of straw in the basement. [snaps fingers] you, boy! a cup of watered wine!

delighted ten-year-old who is skipping school, dressed in old drapes as an approximation of medieval livery: yes sir right away sir!!

[heywriters]

How do you write a relationship without romanticising it? In my story the two main characters are deeply in love, however not in a completely healthy relationship (one being very emotionally dependent, clingy/possessive and anxious, the other verbally abusive and somewhat manipulative). The story is about them realizing their mistakes and trying to become better people for each other ... how can i go about that? All similar stories I read are either based on shallow conflict or end in a breakup

“realizing their mistakes and trying to become better people for each other” is loving and wholesome. Pointing out the problems in the first place and not letting them define the romance is anti-romanticising.

Romanticisation is often shown as taking extremely negative things like war, immorality, alcoholism, disease, etc., and portraying it in an extremely positive and beneficial light. Addressing these problems head-on to try and fix them through compassion and understanding is not romanticisation.

In a relationship between two people, romanticising would be taking the bad aspects of the romance and making them seem like the primary reason this should be considered a romance. 

The Beast holding Belle hostage and scaring her because he’s a selfish creep with a grudge is not romantic.

The Beast improving his behavior, her standard of living, and letting her live freely outside of his control all because he genuinely loves her is romantic.

In your case, if your characters’ problems are complex and deep-seated they won’t be able to overcome them through “the power of true love” alone. They will need strong external help like therapy, family support, religion, community, etc. They can still end up happy together as long as they’re both quick to resolve problems, avoid relapses, and immediately recognize and cease their own toxic habits.

Besides Beauty and the Beast, other examples I considered including are:

Twilight (romanticisation++)

I, Tonya (toxic relationship turned necessary breakup)

Pride & Predjudice (flawed individuals improve for love)

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[prokopetz]

All right, folks – it’s time for this year’s Secret Satan! You know the drill: pick a sin from the hat on the left and a name from the hat on the right. You have thirty days to tempt your assigned victim to commit your assigned sin – or else!

[feltguy]

had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of “filthy horrible boy has slapped the screen again, and slumbers on” so that your followers could shame you and i was deeply, DEEPLY humiliated but that did not stop me from hitting snooze upwards of 14 times

[benaya-trash]

Hear him roar! Available on Redbubble too!

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Person A: “Are you going to tell me why exactly my apartment is filled with stuffed animals? I literally can’t see the fucking floor.”

Person B: “There was a car accident outside.”

Person A: “……”

Person B: “……”

Person A: “ Yeah, ok, gonna need a liiiittle more information then that.”

[dawnspacestation]

OMG ARE THEY PICKING UP ITEMS LEFT FOR THE VICTIMS????

[write-it-motherfuckers]

I….I hadn’t even thought of that tbh. 

Do you want the actual story? 

[dawnspacestation]

uhm yes @write-it-motherfuckers please tell me what you were thinking

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Basically what happened, was that A few of us were staying with a friend who lived in a pretty upscale area, right across from the beach. She goes out to buy some stuff mostly vodka and chocolate and whilst shes gone there was an accident with two trucks out the front. 

One of them was full of stuffed toys for kids and babies, and the other was full of beer. 

Whilst the accident was pretty bad and both trucks were pretty mangled, it was actually a very straightforward situation, so the police didn’t have to do much else other than keep the traffic moving around the accident while it got cleaned up. 

During this, my friends and I, all still at least a little bit drunk from the night before and very tired and hungry, called out to one of the truck drivers, asking what would happen to the toys. Apparently, as they had essentially been “Contaminated”  they were no longer fit to be sold for children, and as they weren’t made with fabrics that were safe for pets, they couldn’t just be discounted either.

Sensing an opportunity, two of the cops who had been pushed into helping clean up and bag all the toys, told us that we could take as many as we could carry, so long as we didn’t get to close to the actual trucks. Which was smart, because that was a fuck load of glass and twisted hot metal.

Instantly one of my friends goes bolting upstairs and across the hall, where the brother of the friend who owns the apartment, lives. He and his mates are all very annoyed at being woken up at 5am, but the second they hear why, they bolt for their shoes and follow us down.

20 minutes later, we had taken almost half of what had been in the truck to begin with, and filled both apartments as much as possible. The police and firefighters that had just shown up, were incredibly amused at seeing this group of half drunk people in varying states of dress, run off with so many plush toys, and relieved that their work load has lessened.

When we left her brother and his mates, they were all giggling and sprawled over soft toys, very very cheerful and happy they had been woken at the arse crack of dawn. We then contentedly sprawled over the mass of toys we had filled our friends apartment with, some of us drifting off whilst half buried.

Eventually our friend returned, and essentially had the reaction stated above. Twas a fun day.

We gave most of the toys away btw. Made a day of it and made sure to warn them where we had gotten them.

[fandom-oracle]

heathers playlists

heather chandler: i. carmen by lana del rey / ii. bubblegum bitch by marina & the diamonds / iii. sugar cube by porcelain & the tramps / iv. i did something bad by taylor swift / v. pretty head by transviolet / vi. now you by gjan / vii. new americana by halsey / viii. looking at me by sabrina carpenter / ix. mother’s daughter by miley cyrus / x. sweet ophelia by zella day.

heather duke: i. angry too by lola blanc / i. smother by daughter / iii. copycat by billie eilish / iv. control by halsey / v. just desserts by marina & the diamonds + charlie xcx / vi. solitaire by marina & the diamonds / vii. my leftovers by porcelain & the tramps / viii. pull me under by elysian soul / ix. bad intentions by digital daggers / x. you should see me in a crown by billie eilish.

heather macnamara: i. primadonna girl by marina & the diamonds / ii. prom queen by molly kate kestner / iii. crybaby by melanie martinez / iv. feelings are fatal by mxmtoon / v. cherry cola by jon kuwada / vi. all the kids are depressed by jeremy zucker / vii. no tears left to cry by ariana grande / viii.  gold by marina & the diamonds.

[disloyalorder]

baby dragons that sleep in your fireplace and roll about in the soot and the ash trying to get comfortable on burning logs, screeching loudly whenever people walk by or when more logs need to be added to its roost and not stopping until content again

baby dragons with wings that are disproportionate to their bodies until older but nonetheless stubbornly trying to pick themselves up off the ground by running and aggressively flapping and managing to only get a few feet off the ground for a few seconds before crash landing

baby dragons that haven’t been exposed to priceless things such as gems and gold pieces and instead infatuate themselves with other unusual shiny things — like silverware, brass clocks, instruments, and pots and pans

baby dragons who get cold in the winter and crawl up into their caretaker’s clothing (almost always while said clothing is being worn) and curl up as tight as possible and begin to make sounds similar to content purring as they sleep

[stepchildofthesun]

baby dragons making whiny hungry bird noises until they’re fed

baby dragons being afraid of the family cat for a while until after a few days the cat wanders up to the sleeping pile of scales and fire and curling around them for a nap in the sunshine

baby dragons stealing the shiny car keys and chewing on them

baby dragons gently nibbling on the jewelry of their favorite people- and not so gently with people they don’t like

[life-of-an-average-freak]

baby dragons blowing tiny puffs of smoke out their noses when they snore

baby dragons using the cat’s scratching post

baby dragons wearing tiny saddles with knight-in-shining-armour action figures riding on their backs

baby dragons roasting mini marshmallows mid-air when you toss them before eating them

baby dragons hiding on top of bookshelves and cabinets when they don’t want to go to the vet

[hydrae]

I wasn’t gonna upload this ‘cause it’s boring as all get out, but twitter told me to do it anyways;;; lies down

I got inspired by a bunch of role reversal AUs here on the toombles, ended up getting one stuck in my head. Melissa is a retired hunter and has been trying to keep Scott out of the supernatural, Allison gets bitten by Peter, Lydia’s the human/potential emissary (I CAN DREAM OKAY), both Derek and Cora are lurking around but Cora becomes the Alpha instead.

I was trying to figure out what to do with Stiles, since he’d end up switching places with Lydia, and I ended up making him a Drekavac, these spirits in Slavic folklore. There’s a lot of differing lore on what they look like, but I went with the version where they can look like human children (teenager/general human, whatever, in Stiles’ case) and can take the form of a fox. Their cries are omens of death, but depending on what form you’re hearing, it means two different things: human cry is for human death, fox cry is for animal death. (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[space-glasgow]

I need somebody to heal

Somebody to know

Somebody to have

Somebody to hold