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finalbarbiegirl

Enough about girl bosses what about girl losers. Girls who do absolutely nothing.

carnival-phantasm

For the people asking: I know this looks edited but it really isn’t

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veeranger

the internet successfully fooled people into thinking “the original doom source code is so portable it can run on any hardware and software” and not “doom fans are so insanely dedicated to an ancient shooter that they will write a source port to put their game on a a fucking smart fridge”

Ok why did noone tell me that book shrek judt absolutely FUCKS

extremefandomfeels

And they didn’t even mention the best page.

dopaminefein

ruinedchildhood

dim-keepitl0ve-deactivated20240

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

severalowls

I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison:

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maestropear

Alexa can play Skyrim tho

severalowls

Damn you’re right.

I’m on mobile can somebody add that as a point for Roomba.

mysteryseeker

here you go

bigwordsandsharpedges

Roomba creates maps of the inside of your house

severalowls

You’re like the 400th person to add this so:

This is the outline of my bedroom, with approximate furniture. Information I might not want handed out to the government or corporations or whatever. Not even including dubious terrain like rugs and clutter:

Here’s what a roomba, at floor level, with clutter and obstructions and stuff-under-stuff might be able to ‘map’ as navigable area:

This is completely useless to anybody except people developing robot vaccuums who might want diagnostic data. This isn’t even close to the level of Alexa’s microphone bollocks. Hit Alexa with a hammer, Roomba is… Safe, for now.