the string bean stealing all the jerky

i don't know how to read

[kosmogrl]

[dykehayleywilliams]

my girl is a tiny hot topic bitch

[dykehayleywilliams]

[userparamore]

#not the paramussy ✋🏼💀

HAYLEY WILLIAMS behind the scenes of THE NEWS

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[puerto-nic0]

NON-BINARY SLAY

[rottingfacade]

the non-binary stray

[cognitohazardous]

[curbstompmeplz]

thinking about the time i was struggling to open my water bottle in class, and a girl that i had spoken to maybe 3 times came up to me and went

"let me help you baby"

and then proceeded to struggle to open the bottle

[paolabracho-deactivated20230704]

i wouldve fallen in love right then & there ngl

[factsnfunnypics]

I work at a big chain bookstore. Someone at another store found this while tidying up the children’s department.

[kingofthehilltoday]

[roxylalonde]

shes fat

[rubykgrant]

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

so I got new hearing aids that can sync with bluetooth devices which is great because I can enjoy music again but like all bluetooth it’s kind of buggy and sometimes I’m in the middle of a conversation when suddenly one of my devices connects so what I’m saying is the PS5 is very real and it can speak to me from inside my brain

[whiskeylullabye]

Once during a dinner out my mom kept asking us “what’s that sound” and we couldn’t hear anything, only later did we figure out my sister had connected her phone to my moms Bluetooth hearing aids and was intermittently playing farm animal noises.

[bamf]

I’m in. For whatever you want.

[valtsv]

i don't care about birds that mate for life. let's hear about the birds that get divorced.

[valtsv]

this is really fucking funny actually

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

thank you. it's important to me that divorce should be as diverse and inclusive as possible.

[shirtsthatgohard]

[spectrometrie]

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

[spectrometrie]

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

[dragonbleps]

I had a thought, but unfortunately I had a second thought. They ricocheted off each other and I can’t find either anymore

[sinewywarp]

I'm going to Badwill. The evil thrift store.

[femmepathy]

salvation army

[cruelfeast]

indie horror games are like you're in a house.

[theabyssalmeme]

But watch out!