a strang creature

hi i am not funny and i dont know how to post good mid 20s // no pronouns

[contemptible-scoundrel]

how it feels to hang out with the bloodpervert homie

[haunted-skitty-doll]

Sorry to post shit I found on reddit but this video has been on my mind for like 3 weeks now

[thecryptkeeper]

[romanceyourdemons]

in the tradition of outcast (2014), dragon blade (2015), and the great wall (2016), we need a movie set in the 1630s where a disillusioned member of the embroidered uniform guard and a profit-driven jianghu mercenary flee the corrupt and crumbling ming dynasty and somehow end up in the equally corrupt city of cologne, where they become key players in the fight against the sinister forces of cardinal richelieu and eventually secure the peace of westphalia and the end of the thirty years’ war. this is a million dollar idea i’m telling you

[romanceyourdemons]

i really do love this concept. the protagonist is like i’m sick of dealing with wei zhongxian’s shit, i’m gonna go someplace where people are holy and don’t even know how to act like this (the impression of europe he got from the jesuit missionary he had a tactical lunch with once), and so he travels 5000 miles and as soon as he stops to catch his breath he runs into cardinal fucking richelieu, the european wei zhongxian

[cheaphalloweencostume]

balls boance

[interested-individual]

They got rid of all that other stuff and now all we can do is drink each others blood and blow smoke in each others eyes, forever

[interested-individual]

Until theres nothing left to drink and nothing left to smoke

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

haaah? what the hell is this? some sort of damn beast... it's kind of badass

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Name: Dopped Snuffler

Type: Forest/Shadow

Powers: Dig, Truffle Find, Radiant Death Flare

Catchphrase: "snrrf..!"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

damn... he's some stone cold mother fucker huh? kind of a badass... wouldnt want to cross him on a bad day

[sludgebitch]

best reveal in hxh is that mr. world's greatest pedophile co-ordinates his gay little emoticons with his stupid gay clown makeup

[depsidase]

[grox]

[theonion]

Remarking that the anti-meat advertisement had significantly misjudged his moral boundaries, local man Tyler Richards reported Tuesday that a People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals billboard had falsely assumed he wouldn’t eat his cat. “I know they’re trying to make eating other animals seem wrong, but honestly, I bet my Kiki would taste incredible deep-fried with a little aioli,” said Richards, observing that the ad’s depiction of a cat trussed up like a Thanksgiving turkey looked tastier than most advertisements he had seen for actual foods. 

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[pjackk]

These crank hunk bitches are be giving me buturkingers and gooberz for my trickers treat

[mevil]

[captain-price-returns]

CHU: Do you agree with President Trump that you also do not care about Americans' financial situation?

BESSENT: Who was the president during World War 1?

CHU: ...... can you answer my question?

BESSENT: Who was the president during World War 1?

[captain-price-returns]

The contempt they have for the people they ostensibly serve is astounding.

[captain-price-returns]

BESSENT: "The state of our economy is strong. I defy this side of the aisle [Democrats] to tell me what's wrong with our economy."

[captain-price-returns]

CHU: Was your prediction that Americans would face only 50 days of elevated prices wrong? We're at 100 days now

BESSENT: How much has gasoline prices come down from the peak? That's an inconvenient fact

CHU: Gas prices are up by 50 percent since Trump’s war started.

[captain-price-returns]

DELBENE: You gave DOGE access to Treasury systems housing Americans' sensitive data. What specific measures, if any, have you taken to protect the affected individuals' data?

BESSENT: Would you care to look up what does 'inadvertent' mean?

DELBENE: You are in charge!

God I wish people would throw hands in congress. I’d risk it all to get a swing in on Bessent.

[depsidase]

[prettymaidmachine]

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[prettymaidmachine]

[ziridotmidi]