I Don't Know What You Expected

It's High Noon. Desu.

[shittycryptids]

Just Gonzo from the Muppets, but regarded as an Eldritch horror

[originaldoll99]

why

[mxnrique]

LET HER SPEAK

[purified-zone]

i knew working 500 jobs and getting 3,000 masters degrees wasnt the healthiest way to live

[sabrerattler]

[kylierocket]

Please, someone give me the context of this?

[firegodjr]

This is Jerry Miculek, he’s literally a world record holding sport shooter, possibly the best of all time. He often makes these comedy videos where he shows off his shooting skills or stuff he thinks is cool. The video is from the one where he got a Glock styled after the NES Zapper.

And here’s him hitting a target with a pistol from an insane distance:

[roguemechanic]

That insane distance is 1000 (Yes, one thousand) yards with a 9mm revolver. I believe it was his first shot too.

[electronictragedy]

Yoshi has evaded his taxes for too long

[durendoll]

judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job

she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force

[durendoll]

judy hopps has some very nice feet but we need to remember that she’s still a cop

[serah-farron-deactivated2022112]

just fyi for everyone out there using tumblr on this day that you can reblog a post without the extra commentary by clicking the OP’s URL on the original post

[facts-i-just-made-up]

If left uneaten, bacon will regress into a live pig within a few hours.

[camojacketfrank]

i could have been stanning mcr in 2007 when they were at their PEAK but nooo i was wasting time learning how to READ

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

there are literally no words to describe how old this post makes me feel

[thebootydiaries]

horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food

girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

[thepurpah-moved]

Going to say this once

In the animation industry, you don’t get to PICK AND CHOOSE what projects you work on

Stop being assholes to the artists who worked on the emoji movie. It probably wasn’t their first choice either okay? But if you are picky in this industry you don’t get hired. You show up and do your job you don’t sign up for what movies you want to work on

[yeobean]

xx theories.

[catchymemes]

[oppa-homeless-style]

@warriormale

[warriormale]

Damn! Check out this roach!

Roundhouse kicks to the head!

The ants are toast!

Train and fight!

WarriorMale

[ningmeng-gou]

As some in the notes said: that’s a parasitic wasp which has the intention on using the roach as a host for its baby. Roaches have developed spiked back legs as a defense mechanism to ward them off to the best of their ability.

[bogleech]

More specifically that’s the emerald jewel wasp, there are lots of wasps that might attack a roach but this is the one that “lobotomizes” the roach with a sting to its brain, literally destroying just the part of its brain that tells it to fight back in any way, so then the wasp can just grab the roach by an antennae, drag it to its nest, and the roach never resists or runs away. Both may be necessary to the ecosystem and no animal is “good” or “bad” but I feel like this context makes the gif 10x sweeter.

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

apparently theres a goddamn pterodactyl in marvel comics named sauron

comics are fuckin wild

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

update: he is also a professor at a school

[assuming-dinosaur]

is this the guy who wants to turn people into dinosaurs instead of curing cancer?

[myloverhammurabi]

Yes. Yes, it is.

(Source)

[dog-of-ulthar]

#the story behind this character is amazing#he was supposed to turn into a bat#and be vampiric#but the comics code authority said no vampires#so the writers were like#FUCK IT#HE’S A FUCKING DINOSAUR#HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW???? (via @portraitoftheoddity)

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

There is no part of this post I don’t find hilarious.

[tylha]

ok so i screenshotted this moment because i thought it was pretty cool

the first time we get to see all four elements working together for a common enemy, blah blah blah, but i started laughing because

sokka’s fucking boomerang. sokka threw a fucking boomerang at princess azula, renowned lightning bender and heir-apparent to the throne of the fire nation.

and sokka threw a boomerang at her.

[focusas]

I said it once and i say it again.

Azula considered Sokka to be the biggest threat in this group and countered him first. What this picture miss is Sokka sanding nearby. All members of this group unleash their attack at same time, but Azula reacts to boomerang first. If you watch this part in slow motion, you could see that Sokka’s boomerang was the first thing that would hit Azula and may even incapacitate her making her unable to continue to fight. So she had to counter in first. She deflected it with well placed shoot.

Then and only then, when there is no immediate threat, she starts to create her blue fire wall to counter other elements.

Lets think about this. How hard should you have to throw something to make it move faster that any elemental attack? Either all elemental attacks are slow or you are pretty strong. That said nonbenders with good aim and strong hands could easily overpower benders if they timed it right.(Aang got captured by Yuan archers who are all nonbenders.) Azula knew of this and acted according to it. She is talented bender and you may think that she should enlist other benders to help her track and capture Zuko, Iroh, and later avatar, but instead she uses her nonbender friend to help her.

Even if you have no bending you can still fight… and win.

[xenavitani-deactivated20210602]

Let’s not forget that on the Day of Black Sun, Sokka was the one in charge and Azula was no idiot Azula knew that.

When Aang, Sokka, and Toph all confronted Azula, she proceeded to make them chase her and waste their time. Azula is not only talented, she’s sly and smart as hell. WHO WAS THE ONE WHO SAW THROUGH THAT BS CHASE?

Sokka.

NOT ONLY THAT but after Sokka explains to the Gaang that Azula is just baiting them, Azula actually verbally attacks Sokka. Not through fighting, but through words, knowing not only that an intelligent person like him could only be brought down with emotions BUT that Sokka was the leader and if she could get him the stay, Aang and Toph would follow his lead.

Azula knew Sokka was their strength and took him down. WOULD SHE DO THAT IF HE WASNT A SIGNIFICANT THREAT TO HER!!??!

No. She wouldn’t waste her time and energy on someone she didn’t think was capable of actually getting in her way.

WHEN SHE GETS HER FIREBENDING BACK SHE HAS THE OPTION OF ATTACKING BADASS METAL BENDING TOPH AND THE FUCKING AVATAR WHO DOES SHE ATTACK?!?!

Azula never underestimated the power of non benders especially an intelligent one like Sokka. Sokka was a huge threat to fucking Azula on multiple occasions. 

Remember that.

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

Look at this spot on fucking discourse. LOOK AT IT.

[seyaryminamoto]

Just thought I’d drop this 

into the debate as well, (instead of actually fighting him she backs off, and who blames her? Sokka’s club looks like it could shatter bones…).

Along with this:

Scenes with Azula confronting Sokka are few and far in between but they paint a pretty interesting picture, don’t they? 

[transswordbian]

I mean, Azula’s friends/most trusted warriors were two non-benders. Mai was an expert with thrown weapons and Tai Lee was the only chi blocker shown in the first series, and she was able to take down half a groups of earth nation soldiers like that. Azula knows that non-benders are dangerous and she sees sokka for the genius he is

[avatrashh]

She’s knows she can take bending, she can redirect fire and she’s fought Katara a lot- but unlike Zuko she was probably never trained with weapons, she knows she has no defense to a sword or a club, and she knows that one of Ty Lee’s biggest advantage is that people underestimate her

[kasaron]

Let me sum this up;

It doesn’t matter how much crazy magic bullshit you have, a sword to the face is a sword to the face. 

[clover11-10]

My man Sokka getting the recognition he deserves

[raeazure]

Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do

[hotvampireadjacent]

also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!

[blackpyrefly]

and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh

[namynon]

NETFLIX ORIGINAL: LOOΠΔ EPISODES

[dt-the-forgotten-one]

[satanstrousers]

I experienced magic in Central Park today

[catchymemes]

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