Just A Few Things.

My life revolves around ferrets, food, and escaping reality.

[ferretix]

[mangowerm]

[beepost-generator]

YOU SHAVED THEM?!?

[softdog]

i started up destiny 2 yesterday and burst into tears because i forgot i had set my steam name to reeses penis butter cups but instead of censoring penis 

 it censored the butt in butter

this game is rated M

[squeakitties]

reeses penis FUCKer cups

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[travellertalks]

^

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stargazeonafullmoonnight]

I mean… mood.

[lady-feral]

Meanwhile, boomers: “This is the best service I ever had! Here’s a bible verse on the back of a fake $20 bill! Now maybe you’ll be motivated to get a real job you fucking scum! Jesus loves you!”

[thelittlesith]

Both of those are the realest things ever working in the restaurant industry. Like jesus fuck. Compliments don’t pay my bills, Karen.

[wizardnaturalist]

When you get a random spike of intense pain that fades away after a few seconds

[whitepeopletwitter]

[oknope]

when i was younger, i used to draw the sun in the corner of the paper every time. 

[oraclesowl]

I remember in my high school junior year psych class, my teacher explained to us if you drew the sun like that, then you had an absent father figure. Crazy.

[thouroghly-inconsequential]

I came out for a good time and honestly I feel so attacked right now

[pretty-odd-potato-deactivated20]

oOF

[misandry-and-reverseracism]

Shut the fuck up I hate this

[alternativeblkgal]

is this true cause like…mood

[cosmic-noir]

IS THAT TRUE BITCH WAAAAAAIT A MINUTE

[cosmic-noir]

Omg y’all better check ya kids art AND FUCKING MEAN IT

[queenhomeslices-blog]

Oh GOD this explains literally everything

[burgundydahlia]

I have been called out

[re-e-e-e-ex-marxley]

[education]

Source: http://bit.ly/2N2Nqi4

[the-worm-man]

Poly rights

[spooky-catboy-angel]

finally, a bed big enough for me and my size 13 nikes

[thediscossessed]

Me and the boys waking up in our Alaska King

[weeniebagel]

norman reedus and his son mingus dont look related at all

[weeniebagel]

this looks like matty b raps took a blind homeless man to a basketball game instead of a nice family photo

[pissvortex]

fuck you thats not his name

[weeniebagel]

what do i have to gain by lying on this site? what the fuck is in it for me? fame? fortune? clout? meaningless distractions. there is no pleasure greater than the knowledge of mingus lucien reedus’ true name. and as i have suffered to gain this, so too shall you all. live as a flagellant and bleed in his name. our lord, mingus.

[gainux]

The Reedus family’s cat also has a weird ass name but the story is so cute and Norman is a great father omg

[drunkenhills]

Chaotic good

[foxthebeekeeper]

A neighbor called and said she saw a swarm on a fire hydrant so I grabbed my bucket and ran there as fast as I could. I dabbed some lemongrass oil on the bottom of it and they walked in. After about 5 minutes I just scooped the rest in and bam! Free bees!

I got the queen on the first scoop too though. Apparently she was a new one because she was piping in there really loudly. This is my first personal swarm catch so honestly I’m not sure if that was supposed to happen or not.

[droct0]

What other website am i going to see posts where the op talks about “bam! Free bees!”

[theweirdwideweb]

[instacelebs]

[labias]

How does she do it

[ohgodbears]

Hamon breathing.

[gif87a-com]

[leolomir-blog]

Bleeeeugh om niom niomniom blereegh

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

it’s one of my smallest accomplishments ever.

[ruinedchildhood]

[so-many-minis]

Handmade Fairy House by Torisaur Via Flickr: We design and create fairy houses, dollhouses, fairy furniture and dollhouse miniatures for all variety of magical beings :). All products are lovingly crafted in our woodland studio using forest bits and fairy dust (which was acquired some time ago)… All items are 1:12 scale, that is 1" = 1’. Thanks for looking!

[anxietyproblem]