"Insert some clever shit here."

Hello humans! the name is Alexandria, 23 years old, Bronx, NY, here as fuck, lovin myself as fuck, punny as fuck, no filter in this bih', get to know me!

[russellmiller-deactivated202002]

[nikwho22]

[renamok]

This woman confronts racism in the funniest way possible.

[talesofthestarshipregeneration]

YESSSSSSS

[nyokoko]

2016 is the year I'mma start doing this omg.

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

I’m not sure I’ve EVER enjoyed a Twitter story so much.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

I love this

[crypticelliptic-deactivated2016]

I unliked this just so I could like it again

[urbanrealism]

[cosmic-noir]

Guess who’s 25? 🙌🍰👌

[6lack-persephone]

Your braids are so pretty!!

[nevver]

Lipsex, Colin Christian

[maybelline]

[thegreatlarryfisherman]

Outfit of the Day: Victorian Rebel.

My family is having a baby shower and the color was white. Me being someone who can’t conform to uniformity, I spent a week shopping for a white dress before I finally settled on bringing back an off white original and it just so happens that the corset matches my hair perrrrfectly. 

Defy the norm, babies. Defy that hell out of that shit.

[aggienes-deactivated20230117]

she is absolutely beautiful

Love her hair? check out my hair instagram (Aggie_hair) for more of my work

[laurenshairjourney]

February 2016

Bantu knots!

[tahthetrickster]

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

[tahthetrickster]

too bad, im showing you anyway

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

[heathwest]

[sportiv-skft-klub-deactivated20]

[a-special-bear]

DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY CASTELVANIA BRO

[scrint-deactivated20160508]

i see this post every day. every fucking day i see this really buff guy in his stupid fucking gas mask with his shirt off saying DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY CASTLEVANIA BRO and i dont fucking understand. why is he saying that. why am i strangely attracted to him. why ado i see him every day. is this going to last the rest of my life. am i going to be trapped in buff guy castlevania hell for the rest of my disgusting life. im so tired of seeing this muscular man asking me if i like to play castlevania. when will this nightmare end.

[rpdofficer]

It’s poking fun at metal gear solid. Psycho Mantis wears a gas mask and reads your memory card, if you play Castlevania he asks if you like to play it. It’s a joke that Mantis is a bro asking if you like Castlevania. There. Explained.

[chocolatebootyhole]

#justiceforDogsEjaculationPond

[thediyguy-blog]

The Naco, serves 5-6

Remember in Kim Possible how Ron, Kim, Monique, and Rufus would hang out at Bueno Nacho and Ron would make himself the Naco? It’s the combination of a taco and nachos. To make this easy dish all you will need is:

-20oz ground meat (I used Jennie-O seasoned ground turkey) -Tortilla chips (preferably triangle shaped) -Nacho cheese (home made or store bought) -The largest tortillas you can find at your store -Chopped lettuce and tomatoes Take one large tortilla and lightly heat it, do not make it  crispy as it needs to fold up. Add a small layer of nacho cheese as your base. Then pile up the tortilla using the tortilla chips, cheese, ground meat, and lettuce/tomatoes. Then take two corners and fold them up. You can use nacho cheese to paste the two ends together, or sour cream or even guacamole. The other two sides should be gently folded up. Enjoy!

For any questions on this DIY feel free to ask! More DIYs coming your way!

[harrisonfords-deactivated201211]

[starkjosh-blog-blog]

SOMEONE ACTUALLY FUCKING MADE IT

[violahawke-deactivated20150307]

“Serves 5-6”

That’s just a suggestion, right?

[thegreatlarryfisherman]

Go go gadget, MIRROR SELFIE!

PSA: These are two different pairs of pants bought two weeks apart from each other. One is nearly bursting at the seams while the other is kinda baggy. I literally switch off washing one while wearing the other.  Oddly enough the fishnet shirts are the same.

[thegreatlarryfisherman]

Yo. Look at how short my hair is. o.o

[bunny-s-house]

Yo your hair is teal now!!! It looks good :)

[thegreatlarryfisherman]

@devlish-devin Nah hunn, this is old. My hair’s still red but thank you! <3

[superhappypanda]

My hair is magic now, just fyi ✨💖 (and only took, like four hours to put in!)

I feel like the main character in an anime. Fight me. (Or, like, tell me I’m cute or something idk)