Tegan

a pile of unfolded laundry which gained sentience and now walks the earth.

[sunsbleeding]

[puppygirllaika]

every callout post about a transfem reads like "she sexually harassed and practically assaulted someone while in a position of absolute power over them, abusing her authority while they were trapped and helpless against her machinations" and then you look into it and it's like "she hit on the barista at the coffee shop i go to and it was awkward and a little uncomfortable" and like... yeah, maybe she shouldn't have done that, but you are blowing this wildly out of proportion, and i don't think she should lose her community and support network and housing and income over that. and then if you voice that opinion people send you asks like "why do you think trans women should be allowed to get away with rape?"

[puppygirllaika]

why are people in the replies debating if i'm "normal about trans men"? what about this post could possibly prompt that?

[vexwerewolf]

Saw this on reddit and it genuinely felt like a Tumblr post that ended up on the wrong website by accident

[pitbolshevik]

i think junie b jones would kill greg heffley in a fight

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

She's like 6 years old, Greg's at least 12, maybe 13. She's ornery for sure, but he's wily. He could take her, easy

[pitbolshevik]

she would bite his jugular like a feral dog and he would die

[mannequia]

Yeah Junie would kill him

[fire-plug]

Personality hire

Working Cats

[jeanjauthor]

Sometimes you really need a good personality on your staff.

[narwhalsarefalling]

[cheacegirl]

I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it

[divorce-enjoyer]

well im fucking the cursed amulet. so mind your business

[divorce-enjoyer]

"isnt that an unhealthy power dynamic" no its a sex thing "arent you and the amulet growing codependent" no its a sex thing "isnt the amulet sucking your life force" no its a sex thing. god forbid people have kinks.

[mrsterlingeverything]

The bulge is to distract you in combat dipshit

[bat-luun]

[said with increasing amount of distress] i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this

[oicuperp]

hoffman's car

[magical-missiles]

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

this one's a doozy

[i-identify-guns-in-posts]

Springfield Armory XD-M

HK USP

Desert Eagle

1911 derivative (specific model unknown)

SIG P229 Elite

Beretta 92FS

Diamondback DB9

Ruger P-Series pistol

Kel-Tec PMR30

Ruger 22/45

Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson

Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson

Unidentified (revolver?)

[maykitz]

you forgot to identify the pink one

[grenade-maid]

11. Is a Ruger GP100, based on the scalloped section behind the cylinder and wooden insert in the synthetic grip

12. Is a S&W Model 10 based on the proportion of the size of the cylinder to the trigger guard, fixed notch rear sight, narrow hammer, and small grips that do not fill the upper portion of the frame behind the trigger guard

[maykitz]

you forgot to identify the pink one

[pixelizedprince]

Adam & Eve Silicone G-Gasm Rabbit based on the curved vibrating tip, dual motors, 7 vibration modes, and fully waterproof pink silicone casing

[derrida-simp]

@identifying-cars-in-posts what's the car tho

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2011-2014 Ford F-150

[24fish]

[enki2]

[discount-supervillain]

[bugshroom]

cats are little household celebrities

[cpericardium]

at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean

[tastyrepulsorboots]

Yeah, same

[elexecution]

they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

[ilovedirt]

subpoena

[virtualgirladvance]

tumblr

[earhartsease]

alcohol

[beltsquid]

war thunder forums

[academicblorbo]

ADHD diagnosis

[technofeudalism]

i couldn’t even believe that this was a real flyer until i went looking for it like a stupid person

lmao liberalism is going to get these fucking morons killed so incredibly fast #gandhi

[hauntedforestwoman]

wow no one has any survival instincts anymore, we're so cooked lmao

[moonlinya]

You've never truly loved anyone!

You only care about yourself, but you can't even love yourself!

I hate. I hate everything. I hate everyone. But most of all, I hate myself. I don't see any meaning in my life anymore.

Asuka Langley Sohryu | 惣流・アスカ・ラングレー

Neon Genesis Evangelion | 新世紀エヴァンゲリオン