My Own Middle Earth

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

ive befriended a russian reinhardt main in overwatch

we’ve won 6 comp games in a row and i feel like im going to be chasing this high for the rest of my life

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

he speaks very little english but we get by

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

tonight may have been the highest point in my life. we proceeded to win 9 comp games in a row, before losing one. i’ll never forget you, you ruskie rein. i have only one photo of us together

sleep well, moahbinopk. sleep well.

[ubercharge]

this is what online gaming was meant for

[scotblackbird]

I… I must inform. This man’s name is “Fashionable Orc”.

[steel-kun]

Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"

[dream-cassette]

imma need some context on that cause WHAT?

[steel-kun]

“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings “mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most

[maxeth]

evidence 1:

[shattered-earth]

This conspiracy theory is absolutely wild and includes the assertion that all rocks are left over remnants of plants/trees from a “silicon era”. Although it’s obviously.. not true.. they really have some amazing photos that feed your imagination of a fantasy world, i’ve compiled their best:

do you think giant trees would have proportionally giant branhes or would they just be like furry green spears? LOL

[trisshawkeye]

I love how the implication is that the flat tops of mesas were caused by something equally enormous CUTTING THEM DOWN

[mxnrique]

hayley williams continues to be one of the few white women i stan.

[welcometonegrotown]

[hummingbirdbandit]

Professor: You should be teaching yourself the material.

Me: Then why, pray tell, am I paying you?

[rightbackheretohauntyou]

student: i really don’t understand the material. can you explain it?

professor who also doesn’t understand the material: oh haven’t you heard?

[jamais-sans-couleur]

I remember watching AHS: Aslyum ,which was set in the 60s, and how the Catholic asylum staff disdainfully referred to the lesbian character’s “gynophilia”. And then I log on to this shitty website, and I see the radiqueers label lesbian women with that exact same term for not liking dick. It’s clear that they too think lesbians are sick. They too think that Lana Winters is perverted and should be “fixed”. The parallels between both forms of homophobia is terrifying, and I can’t believe that this is the way things are today. These tumblr users and their allies are the fucking plague. Depraved and evil wretches.

[pastelroyalty]

This is the funniest email I have ever received from a professor

[eco-socialism]

Charity under capitalism is “giving back” mere fractions of what you already stole from the commons.

[theclearlydope]

[heykristyy]

Forever reblogging this.

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

[dicaeopolis]

[erebones]

@sexbombur

[vincentvanleggo-deactivated2018]

Even tho i don’t own a cat i find humor in the fact that even if a cat could understand the concept of capitalism or financial limitations they probably still wouldn’t give a fuck and demand wet food

[alia-andreth-deactivated2018121]

Regional Gothic

Southern

New England

Western

Midwestern

Rocky Mountain

Appalachian

Pacific Northwestern

Southwestern

Alaskan

[weavemama]

MILLENNIALS ARE BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING IT’S GETTING SO OLD

[logynnrose]

The Black Death wasn’t transmitted by rats. It was transmitted by millennials.

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

millennials shot versace

[boingmann]

millennials killed off the dinosaurs

[funfetti-cakke]

Millennials shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and Sophie, Duchess of Hohenberg.

[voidfort-has-moved]

anyway here’s your reminder that lgbt muslims exist and islamophobia shouldnt be tolerated within lgbt communities!

shout out to lgbt muslims living in places where our identities are still criminalised. 

[voidfort-has-moved]

btw i encourage everyone especially non muslim lgbt ppl to reblog this. if you see islamophobia within the community, you should help us instead of telling us our religion is ‘horrible’

[tastefullyoffensive]

[choirofthecosmos-deactivated201]

She’s beautiful

[skymoonandstardust]

Adorable <3 

[chattermaxunderthesink]

“i’m sad and idk how to feel better”

“i don’t know what to draw”

“i always mess up”

“BUT I SUCK”

[rakubell-deactivated20180711]

LISTEN TO BOB ROSS.

[edwardspoonhands]

Bob Ross was paid $0 to make his series. He made a living giving lessons IRL and later selling his own line of paints and brushes.

[amisbro]

I apologize for not reblogging him as much but everyone needs this on their dash daily.  Seriously everyone needs this on their blog or wherever. Do they rerun this anymore or no?

[aishet-chayil]

Words of wisdom!

[forestdragon778]

I know that it’s free on YouTube! I don’t think it’s being re-run live though.

[haiku-robot]

i know that it’s free on youtube i don’t think it’s being re-run live though

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[evooob]

To that nigga with body insecurity

Keep ya head up bro, just cause one woman don’t appreciate your body type, size or what you packing don’t mean shit. If you believe in God or a higher power, thank them for how you were wonderfully made and if you don’t believe in a higher power, thank your parents your looks. Either way fam, love yourself unconditionally and fuck what people have to say about your stomach, chest, or dick size.

[g-morrison-deactivated20220227]

Hate being skinny and this shit gave me life

[grandpaq]

Yo, why am I crying right now?

I needed this

[discreet45]

[bloodmancerr-deactivated]

i never want context

[curlicuecal]

Oh my god, they sprang this on us in our old church years ago, and my family has never let this joke die.

Okay, here’s the stupid gender essentialist metaphor:

Women are like spaghetti because their thoughts noodle all over the place. Men are like waffles because there thoughts are in boxes. Men aren’t bad listeners, they just can’t keep up with a conversation when women are noodling topics so fast and they have to keep switching boxes. Also, when a woman asks a man what he’s thinking and he says “nothing” women just don’t understand that some of a man’s boxes literally have nothing in them, haha!

….. :|

Anyway, if you think me and my brothers and my mom don’t constantly give each other sad, tragic faces and say “I’m sorry, my waffle box is empty today” and “noodle faster!” and “you are failing at being a waffle” and “I can’t be clearer, I am a plate of spaghetti” pretty much indiscriminately in all directions all the time…. you would be wrong.

[kyraneko]

Occasionally the context of a Dadaist post makes it even better.