Fuck You Im Nelly!!!!

22; The World Is Mine but im into sharing!.

[visual-infinity]

The Spark

[shopbenji]

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[olivierassayas]

[arandomthot]

This was not the ending I was expecting

[2000ish]

[screaming louder]

SAAAAVE ME

[detailedart]

“On Friday, July 27, the full moon passed through the shadow of the Earth for 103 minutes. It was the longest “blood moon” lunar eclipse of the century, as the moon turned red in the shadow of the Earth for nearly two hours.”

[thismomlovestaylorswift]

Part of my job is to go to c-sections and take care of the baby as soon as it is born. Tonight, we have a covering Doctor and he lets the Mom pick the music that will play in the OR while the baby is being born.

NO LIE……He asks the Mom what kind of music she wants to hear…and she replies with, “I AM NERVOUS AND I NEED TO HEAR TAYLOR SWIFT…ANYTHING BY TAYLOR SWIFT”

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT WAS FOR ME TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT AND NOT SCREAM “OMG WE NEED TO BE BEST FRIENDS!!”

I was professional..baby came out healthy and screaming to Shake It Off.

I think in the 18 years of my career this moment might have been my number one❤❤🙌🙌❤❤❤

[thismomlovestaylorswift]

@taylorswift You will enjoy this story❤ The baby is a girl by the way❤❤

[adeles]

Baby Moana in Ralph Breaks The Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2 (2018) Official Teaser Trailer

[chokeonmyrainbow]

Omggggg I love

[thesweetfandomlife]

friend: dont binge every tv show in 3 days

me: *doesn’t listen*

friend: what are you going to do now all summer?

me a regretful bitch:

[dcugifs]

Kegel? You mean the exercises for the lady parts? Strength has to start somewhere. Keeping Up with the Joneses (2016) dir. Greg Mottola

[gahdamnpunk]

Her tuition so damn high she can wear whatever tf she wants

[smallswingshoes]

Spite goals

[meeglemore-deactivated20190117]

There’s a better thing to her story. She CONTINUED her thesis in her underwear and afterward her professor said “what would your mother think wearing those kinds of clothes”

And she responded “my mother’s a feminist also a gender and sexuality studies professor. She’s fine with my shorts”

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

i think the best part is that a majority of the class also stripped with her in solidarity

[lalaofrp]

Just to give a little more perspective after reading the story:

The sequence of events is a little jumbled in the telling above. The actual chastising from the teacher came days before the woman’s thesis, during a practice run of her presentation. This was not a spur-of-the-moment thing where she just whipped off her clothes for the sake of being angry. Chai took the time to think things through before deciding this was the way she wanted to protest. She used critical thinking and level-headedness to decide instead of becoming volatile and aggressive, she would choose non-violent protest. 

I just don’t like the way the story’s being told by others because it makes her come across as “overly-emotional” and “erratic” (as women often do in the media, because it’s easier to attribute extreme action to “hysteria”), whereas in actual news reports, she had time to think about her decision and choose the best way to handle what happened to her. 

Sources: 

New York Post

CBS

Huffington Post

[chokeonmyrainbow]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

[princess-peridot]

How did you know if you dialed the right number

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

[teaboot]

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

[notevensneaky]

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

[propitlikeithot]

Another acceptable answer: the robot lady comes on the phone and tells you number doesn’t exist.

[sonypraystation]

goin to sleep after that GOOD. NUT.

[sab201030]

Is that Seth Everman?

[wizardsimple]

One of them

[setheverman]

excuse me tumblr user facadehe what does that mean please answer i am worried and scared thank you

[chokeonmyrainbow]

Yoooo I haven’t logged on in months ive missed you tumblr

[this-is-a-mainblog]

[freesouled]

“She stopped looking for monsters in her closet when she realized they were brave enough to lie next to you, sweaty with the stench of another women’s perfume.”

“Black N Blue” - Alysia Harris & Jasmine Mans (via freesouled)