No

[burgrs]

barista: i have you’re brandè frappo whippy whap with an extra gunk of chumble

me: *walking to the counter and my clown shoes honk with each step*

[brigittepaulin]

[pulpfanfiction]

goodnight sweet prince

[meanixwright]

every shade of pink is so phenomenal

[meanixwright]

carnation…….punch……..tango…….mimi…….blush…….aurora………apple blossom……cerise………bubblegum…………

[stimman4000]

[mellifexfarm]

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

[mellifexfarm]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[paper-mario-wiki]

[paper-mario-wiki]

[captainmarvall]

[sesh]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i wish i could have been alive when gods would regularly come down from the heavens and fuck the brains out of mortals for no reason other than they felt like it 

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-

me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

1900 as a whole century is so wild to me like it started off without people having sliced bread and it ended with seinfeld on TV 

[jonnovstheinternet]

[almondmilf]

“I just learned the F word. It is fuck.” a legend.

[whaleribfence-deactivated201803]

Dear Diory Bich.

[handsomedogs]

She’s a goofy little gremlin :P

- @teddy-the-dingo

[mesopelagic]

holy shit i have the best idea

[mesopelagic]

my line of logic was “well if i put the sponge in the blender, when i turn it on the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so i dont have to spend ages cleaning it”

[mesopelagic]

thats not what happened though :•(

[chokingontoothpaste]

Present day me traveling back in time: listen to me, do not take that my chemical romance sticker off your laptop

12 year old me: holy shit you’re in such good shape

Present day me: *slaps myself* bitch this is important. Stay away from Gage. You’ll meet him at a party. He’ll be wearing an Avenged Sevenfold shirt.

12 year old me: *choking back tears* p-party?

[imactuallyallergictolimes]

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster