barista: i have you’re brandè frappo whippy whap with an extra gunk of chumble
me: *walking to the counter and my clown shoes honk with each step*
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barista: i have you’re brandè frappo whippy whap with an extra gunk of chumble
me: *walking to the counter and my clown shoes honk with each step*
goodnight sweet prince
every shade of pink is so phenomenal
carnation…….punch……..tango…….mimi…….blush…….aurora………apple blossom……cerise………bubblegum…………
Hot hot hot hot chocolate
HEY WE GOT IT
i wish i could have been alive when gods would regularly come down from the heavens and fuck the brains out of mortals for no reason other than they felt like it
pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-
me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh
1900 as a whole century is so wild to me like it started off without people having sliced bread and it ended with seinfeld on TV
“I just learned the F word. It is fuck.” a legend.
Dear Diory Bich.
She’s a goofy little gremlin :P
- @teddy-the-dingo
holy shit i have the best idea
my line of logic was “well if i put the sponge in the blender, when i turn it on the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so i dont have to spend ages cleaning it”
thats not what happened though :•(
Present day me traveling back in time: listen to me, do not take that my chemical romance sticker off your laptop
12 year old me: holy shit you’re in such good shape
Present day me: *slaps myself* bitch this is important. Stay away from Gage. You’ll meet him at a party. He’ll be wearing an Avenged Sevenfold shirt.
12 year old me: *choking back tears* p-party?
that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster