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It’s Pride Month Eve, so leave out some milk for Freddie Mercury and his cats.

Time for the annual Pride Month reblog of Freddie Mercury and his fabulous cats!

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

yenthecat

I love my crinkle papper!!

bovineblogger

recovering from surgery and doing some soapstone carving. got a little bison kit. thought you might wanna see

before:

After:

definitely made me feel better :)

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!! THE POWER OF BISON IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sigynpenniman

This morning I’m thinkin about how Miles dislocated his shoulder on the Enterprise and Crusher was like Ugh Okay I’ll go get the Osteotractor™️ and then Miles dislocated his shoulder on DS9 and Julian just fucking cracked it back into place then and there

sigynpenniman

distinctive medical strategies

cardassian-tails

i like that he has a special dislocated shoulder shirt

lunar-lord

When Bashir said he was excited to practice frontier medicine he meant on O’Brien

buqbite

sometimes i feel ive got to

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run away

Best plant babies 🌱

Patrick Stewart's very own on-set AU

hiveswap

university is like a video game. you can pick up sidequests. Youre gonna neglect the main storyline. youre gonna end up in a guild of sorts. i just looted a bush on campus and found a sticker

jaegershund

*sits bolt upright* the natural predator of Vampires is stone circles

rosenkranz-isnt-dead

why 🤨

jaegershund

Accross Britain (I can't speak for other countries with stone circles and standing stones) an extremely common rejoiner is that these stones in a circle cannot be counted. In some places that simply means that noone will agree on how many there are, in others it means that anyone who counts them will immediately disappear, to god knows were (some say Avalon. I say to some sort of digestion chamber. Wilder men than me will suggest that's two phrases for one concept).

One thing we know about vampires is they are cursed, as part of the condition, with a deep and fundemantal requirement to count things.

Therefore I posit that, much in the way nematodes in soil are naturally preyed upon by fungi who form little mycellial nooses for worms to snag themselves in, vampires are - by force of random brownian motion (vampires cannot share territory and therefore will force each other apart to ensure a wide spread of biters) to encounter stone circles, whereupon they are forced to count them and henceforth be removed from the board. So to speak.

rosenkranz-isnt-dead

stoicbreviary

Pig Latin

garak-pussy-indulgence

Not enough goth Cardassians I think

kittycouch

#43

goodlouse

don’t forget your pills! [rbs&follows>likes]

quasi-normalcy

The Mirror Universe version of Jean-Luc Picard is actually just a guy named Ethan Hawkesbury-Chase. He's an Englishman but he speaks with a pronounced French accent is played by Jean Reno. His replicator order of choice is "Cafe-au-lait. Chaud."

His family owns a cider orchard in Yorkshire.

bogleech

I live so close to this I can visit it and hang out there whenever I want any day every day for free if I felt like

pocketss

houseplant type friend

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