choreonerd

I'm Mackenzie. I'm a choreographer and a software engineer. I live in Seattle. 

[ofmdbigbang]

Title: Taking the Plunge Author: HopelessScribe Artist: ill_have_that_drink_now Beta reader: Ladykatie512 Characters: Ed, Stede, Lucius, Calico Jack, and the crew of the Revenge Relationship(s): Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Rating: Explicit Additional Tags: Slow Romance, Awkward Romance, Awkward Flirting, Mutual Pining, Slow Burn, Lucius Spriggs, Deserves a Raise, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez, Wooing, Soft Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Idiots in Love, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, Light Angst, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, First Kiss, First Time, Getting Together, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Post-Episode: s01e07 This Is Happening, Smut, Porn, Porn with Feelings, Action & Romance,Stargazing, Competent Stede Bonnet, Protective Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Jealous Stede Bonnet, Wingman Lucius Spriggs, Wingman Roach, POV Blackbeard | Edward Teach, POV Stede Bonnet, Minor Anne Bonny/"Calico" Jack Rackham, Period-Typical Homophobia, Porn With Plot, Canon-Typical Violence Warnings:  Blood, Period Typical Homophobia, Canon Typical Violence Summary:

After becoming co-captains, Ed is determined to woo Stede like a proper gentleman deserves. Only he isn't entirely sure how, and Ed is terrified of ruining their friendship in the process. Just as the lovebirds are nearly on the same page, Calico Jack arrives and throws a wrench into all of Ed's plans. Now they're on the run from the British and will have to stay alive long enough to get the chance to tell each other how they truly feel.

Wordcount:  74677

Taking the Plunge by HopelessScribe

[dollmaycry]

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

[closetedguyy]

are you going to make shoelaces as well

[sansv0re]

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

[closetedguyy]

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

Bad addition to an already bad post

[closetedguyy]

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

Weak

[closetedguyy]

anyone want to shoot me

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

[dollmaycry]

[insaneinspireddreamer]

[rileyr0123]

[captain-winchester-27-deactivat]

Holy fuck😂

[satans-gal-pal]

We’ve reverted back to 2011-era tumblr.

[computationalcalculator]

you can tell that’s an old gif because that’s not even the color of the dashboard anymore

[spidyspence]

[catchymemes]

[mrbluerememberyou]

DAAaHRLINg,

[herefortherobutts]

I’m on the

HIGGHwAAAAy

route 8

…inbridgeport

[owlet]

hate to repost but the bde that is sheerly radiating out of this picture is just too much

[liberal-memes]

[princessnijireiki]

This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!

[broken-horn-of-equius]

Finally. Some good fucking christians

[choidaehoon]

David Tennant & Michael Sheen Interview at the Good Omens Premiere

[dankmemeuniversity]

[30-minute-memes]

Old-timey problems require old-timey solutions

[askldfjhaskljhfdklasdjhf-deacti]

@centaurself

[centaurself]

[gummibug]

[butmuhgains]

the nature of humanity is just that every so often someone accidentally invents ascii art again

[novantinuum]

oh you know.mp4

no, i do not apologize for this combo shitpost/amv in any way, shape, or form

[little-lackadaisical]

This is by far the best piece of Star Wars literature ever made

[hillaryisaboss]

[somewhereinthedetails217]

WAKE. UP.

[astrond]

Never Again is right now!  Wake up and fight back!

[tctuggerguy]

If I don’t post for a while it’s because the CIA killed me

[fallontonight]

Robert Irwin made sure he got the perfect picture of his sister’s engagement by reenacting a faux proposal for the big surprise. 

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Love that he managed to get the exact right pose that she ended up in! That’s a real good little brother mimick right there.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ruffboi-mags]

….I didn’t even realize they’d *stopped*. Fucking A.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i take one look at a showroom with like a perfectly styled FJÅLBJØRKBÖLLSTORP or whatever and suddenly i am this woman

[dankmemeasstronaut]

A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!

[dingdongyouarewrong]

…. do you need something, or?

[dankmemeasstronaut]

Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea

[catchymemes]

[frogitivity]

Full offence but parents of autistic/ND kids need to stop literally insulting them to their faces

[frogitivity]

Context:

My 5 year old autistic brother went on a 3 day trip with my parents which was likely a stressful experience for him even tho he had a lot of fun!

When he arrived home he ran inside, gave me a hug for a few minutes, sat down to play with some number blocks (his current special interest) this was really great bc he was using a good coping strategy to de-stress rather than having a meltdown

I sat down beside him quietly and was talking to him about the blocks and he was enthusiastically engaging in conversation with me when my dad decided to comment on how “you won’t get any meaningful conversation out of him”

And it really makes me angry that this type of attitude is so common in parents of autistic kids

Growing up with your identity constantly under fire leaves you with very low self esteem so please think about what you say in front of your kids