Don't Eat the Mango

Hey there, I'm 28, he/him pronouns. You're gonna find comedy, nerdy stuffs, and probably some other stuff because let's be honest this blog has no structure. I still have the same damn default theme from 2010.

[mrlovenstein]

Secret Panel HERE 👍 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/make-nice-39064536

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[fwipination]

Revenge #5 for @bowelfly!

Brother Ignatz is trying to run off with the fishing trio's bait!! Somebody catch him!

[cosmonautroger]

Bugs Bunny

[depsidase]

[fibro-memes]

[strange-house-art]

Check out the Strange House community on Discord - hang out with 1389 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

[help-me-yes]

[brosser-les-dents]

Remember to brush and floss!

[lycions]

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[instant-oatmeal]

[kdrm]

us tv: reviewed 

[prairiedeath]

[tethered-heartstrings]

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

[tethered-heartstrings]

[ranticore]

all that texture for absolutely no reason other than needing something to do with my hands

[steponmeslowly-blog]

Well it paid off because it looks great. I wish I had the patience for all the layers

[ranticore]

It's all one layer ✨ free your mind

[sparrowlucero]

lords of the forest fire

(available on my kofi as adoptables!)

[apparently-artless]

Damn this exploitative company!

Yomi no Tsugai Episode 16: Kagemori & Shingo

[woowen-png]

26th july 2026

my outfit to attend the historic environment scotland "spectacular jousting" event at caerlaverock castle. and it WAS spectacular. and me and my friends attended as a group of visiting princesses from the kingdom of far far away. you know, like in shrek, hence i went for kind of a y2k-turned-medieval look.

👑not very historical hennin (made by me) 👑yellow lace dress (floozie frost french label, charity shop purchase) 👑starry trousers (no label, vinted purchase) 👑purple corset top (dynasty label, vinted purchase) 👑yellow hi-tops (converse label, ebay purchase)

[facts-i-just-made-up]

IKEA Rival MÖBELFIENDE To Discontinue Iconic "Litenfotstöd"

FIJMU News 7-26-26 by Förlåt Förde Svenskaskämten

Bad news has hit the Kit-Furniture sales world as MÖBELFIENDE, the second largest manufacturer and seller of ready-to-assemble home furnishings has announced the end of production for its most famous and once best selling product, the Litenfotstöd.

According to MÖBELFIENDE president Emanuel Soffaborg, "People just don't want to use any kind of fotstöd anymore. Not only has the Litenfotstöd undersold in recent years, but the Tåkudde, the Hälpolerare, and even the Någotdukansättafötternapå as well."

Others are aghast at the decision. According to poet Dylån Thömas, "They are wrong wrong wrong to end the Litenfotstöd. They should not go gentle into that good mörknatt. Furniture should be made and sat upon until the sluttid of the dag. Rage, rage against the dying of the solskensomärenmetaforförlivet!"