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wait what? (Instagram: @castro.zip)

[zenyattasperceptrons]

😭

[curlicuecal]

holy shit SLAIN

[neopets-hentai]

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

[doomybot]

cuck

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i hate that post that’s like “what you named your stuffed animal as a kid is a personality test” cause the only notably named “stuffed animal” i had as a kid was one of those wretched baby dolls w hard plastic head feet and hands and a soft fabric body and i kept him fully nude at all times and often hurled him across the room just to hear the plastic THOCK against linoleum and his name was Bigfoot Larry so whatever that says about me i don’t wanna know

[suprchnk-archive-deactivated202]

being an ant would fucking suck. there’s an animal called an anteater, that’s not even like a nickname.

[callmebyyourelame]

My dad just told me that when he was my age he tripped on acid a lot and every time he tripped he found the meaning of life but by the time he was sober he had forgotten it. So, he told himself that the next time he tripped he would write it down. So he tripped again, and went and wrote it down and when he woke up he was so excited to see everything that he wrote so he went and opened the notebook and all it said was “orange juice”.

[freakphone]

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

[moleshow]

look in the mirror and they can start today

[freakphone]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar

[venacavo]

we can too you’re just not skilled yet

[pileofknives]

Me helicoptering my dick so the cops can’t triangulate my cellphone signal

[owldude]

*sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice

[chorizoburrito]

Wow just zoomed past you on tumblr! Luv you and miss you! Be safe!!!!!!!!!x100

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[doubleyew-deactivated20191031]

whatever *becomes an enemy of the state*

[sushie]

got crunchy joints. crispy bones. popcorn ankles. pop pop pop pop thats me gettin out of bed

[dankmemeuniversity]

[reallydumbdannyphantomaus]

danny phantom au where ghosts dont exist

[reallydumbdannyphantomaus]

It Wasn’t A Competition But You Won Anyway

[i-smell-ice-cream]

[hyokoh-archive-blog]

if high waisted jeans go out of fashion one day my life is doomed

[sekai-no-koi]

nothing’s out of fashion if you don’t give a shit

[pyrlspite]

open rp

“hmm. I have never been to an olive garden before.”

[cybercrimer]

unlimited super salad.

[pyrlspite]

hmm.

unlimited super salad.

[tardigradetheking]

god evening sir my name is benny ill be your wai*

Optimus? I thought you were dead.

[pyrlspite]

benny?

…

you have to let me go, benny.

the crash was 4 years ago.

it wasn’t your fault.

[jo3mm]

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

[hustlerose]

i need to get 6 liters of mountain dew baja blast through an IV in my arm every day or i’ll become violent 

[cherenkovs]

Gamzee

[hustlerose]

say that again and i’ll fucking peel you so help me god

[mechagodzilla]

sorry i missed your call i was dual wielding