Purgo Ergo Sum

Lasher || 26 || he/him

[chowowed]

howdy I'm Lasher!!

I'm a 26 year old educator and digital aerospace engine data analyst. I teach small humans and tell airlines to fuck off when they're not being safe.

I build computers and play video games really badly! I am very into Arc Raiders, Helldivers, Destiny, Titanfall, and unfortunately Apex Legends. I am also very into Pokemon. I have been described numerous times as a strange but cool guy.

I have a really awesome dog and a strange fursona creature. I am also writing a book about mechs and autism and what it means to really be human.

Flight Rising | Toyhou.se | Steam

[fangorn-forest]

summer sufferers poll: would you rather have…

the ability to repel all bugs so they can’t touch/bite/sting you

the ability to always be at a comfortable temperature while outside

no chafing ever again

Remaining time: 5 days 7 hours

[chowowed]

there is like a 75% chance i lost my job, but legally my school doesn't have to tell me until June 30th. which is fucking stupid. because i legally have to sign my contract for them on july 1st.

[chowowed]

it also sucks because i'm one of the highest performing educators in the building. ive never broken a single policy, never had any serious issues. regularly told i am skilled. was even told i wouldn't have an advanced class next year because i did so well with the non advanced kids.

my partner teacher, though i love her, kinda sucks at teaching middle school. she has less seniority than i. i wrote the entire pacing guide. im in the literal process of rewriting it again to better suit the time constraints. i wrote an entire unit this year. and i'm the one they're likely letting go. i fucking hate this world my dudes

[chowowed]

there is like a 75% chance i lost my job, but legally my school doesn't have to tell me until June 30th. which is fucking stupid. because i legally have to sign my contract for them on july 1st.

[chowowed]

bungie may have shot destiny behind the shed but but we're going down hand in unlovable hand. anyways, titan.

[swhftt]

SWHFTT 107: Do not go gentle

[chowowed]

bungie may have shot destiny behind the shed but but we're going down hand in unlovable hand. anyways, titan.

[chowowed]

YESSSSSSSSS MY ACCOUNT IS BACK

[chowowed]

NOO MY SIDEBLOGS ARE GONE

[chowowed]

YESSSSSSSSS MY ACCOUNT IS BACK

[beadyeyes]

It's go away Sunday everyone go away now

[chowowed]

being in your 20's and being social is awesome actually. hanging out with coworkers you love at a bar is awesome actually. i have never felt so happy and loved in all my awkwardness. i love the people i work with so much and they were all literally so ecstatic that i actually went to the end-of-year party that it made me so warm inside.

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[jeeyonshim]

an editor's job is to keep you humble

[i-dont-glow-in-the-dark]

@mortalityplays @taylor-titmouse

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

[dogpuppy]

[citationneededbutimright]

"i asked chatgpt!" yeah well i asked rocky and he said ♪♫♩♫♪♩ ♫♩♩♫♪ ♫♪♩ ♩♪♫♩♫ ♪♫♪

[as-old-roads]

does your pet give a fuck when you get home

my pet gives too much of a fuck, we have to manage it

my pet *really* gives a fuck, but it's not really a problem

my pet is chill about it, my pet says sup like a roommate

my pet does not give a care!

nuance button

no pets

Voting ended onMay 19

u simply must pick one pet to answer for and elaborate in reblogs if u wish. my cats both care way more than audrey when im back lol she wags her tail and might want to get kinda silly but sometimes doesn't even bother leaving her (open) crate to say hey