Perpetually asleep

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[daughter-of-sapph0]

[synoicus]

With the ongoing crisis in Palestine, me and a bunch of my amazing friends decided to put together 25 amazing designs to help send funds to the Palestine Children's Relief Fund!

You can see all the designs individually plus more information over here on toyhouse!

Additionally, if you don't have a toyhouse and/or don't want one (I'm more than happy to give you an invite code if you don't have one) but still wish to roll/claim, please DM me when the gacha is open (5pm EST)!

[dungeon-mushi]

This is literally the best ending I could hope for in a series ever, it made me laugh and cry and laugh again

[sirfetchd]

^ catboy laios

[cali]

[orcbara]

a man with a helmet or mask that he never takes off is infinitely more sexy than an attractive man who sometimes wears a helmet. it’s about the mystery. the mystique. is there nothing under there or a monster under there or a scary looking guy (all three uniquely charming). you’ll never know. it’s also doubly attractive if he takes his shirt off but keeps the helmet on. you agree

[delsinsfire]

part of me wants to be professional part of me wants to sign my emails with dark souls texts

[huffylemon]

[coughloop]

Men I trust more like men I thrust! #pegging

[relelvance]

Patch notes:

"Men" has been replaced with "Jumps"

"Trust" has been replaced with "drop"

"Thrust" has been replaced with "pop"

Patch notes cont.

[coughloop]

Why

[girljeremystrong]

why is this so funny

[amygdalae]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[tainbocuailnge]

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

[tainbocuailnge]

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

[angelicguy]

*in a fake body cast, interrupting your conversation* i just think its cruel how not one of you has mentioned my… condition.

[dalle2]

“Extremely Hot Soup Daring You To Eat It”

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[writing-prompt-s]

After bitting a Fae, the Vampire claims that she must serve him, for his bite converted her into his thrall. The Fae claims that the Vampire must serve her, for the vampire ate fae food without her permission. As none of them is willing to give up, they bring the case to you, a lawyer.

[theladyregret]

“Congratulations!”

“What?” They both ask, confused.

“On your new marriage!”

[iwilleatyourenglish]

also been like… meticulously screenshotting convos with my boyfriend for two months because i felt like maybe i was exaggerating how often he did one specific thing but no