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jokerous

BARBENHEIMER (2023)

ceevee5

quasi-normalcy

I fear a fresh wave of the plague

sarcasmgal-blog

Update from twitter

brunhiddensmusings

i want to explain to people- the lower bit is accurate you probably pay way more in taxes/rent then a medieval peasants well as have less time off of work

animentality

memeclassheroes

coyotesmokebreak

galaxianbitch

How do i articulate how fucking Premium this content is

d3l3t3d-b10g

never forget

neuroxin

what is that peanus even supposed to be tho??

d3l3t3d-b10g

It’s supposed to be a rock with a fireman’s hat on top 😬

rudeteens

POV Minecraft steev looking down at his dong

violetsandshrikes

if i was an animal and i knew i was being observed and researched i would do something super fucked up. but only once. never again. ruin their lives. keep them guessing.

augustheart

you guys just say sentences

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

I mean it is sorta counter cultural to admit you're a swifty on tumblr these days

augustheart

no it isn’t. hope this helps

bewbin

i dont smoke cigarettes but they should let me have a smoke break where i burn stuff behind the restaurant

bewbin

i want my food ONLY prepared by this man

savagegood

time to manifest this

update: unfortunately, the game did not reach the mythical 5OT but on the other hand, the panthers won and keep winning which means at least we get victory rats…

The story of the rats goes back to Oct. 8, 1995. Prior to a game against the Calgary Flames, a rat appeared in the Panthers’ locker room in the old Miami Arena. Former Panthers’ captain Scott Mellanby jumped up, grabbed a stick, and smacked the pesky rodent against a wall. Later that night, Mellanby scored two goals, leading then Panthers’ goalie John Vanbiesbrouck to quip, “He scored a rat trick”.