moritatt

26. pisces.

[decayingdogt33th]

How it feels to be dumb and stupid

[daftpatience]

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

[wbicepuppy]

more watercolor pencil birds! Red-winged blackbird, cedar waxwing, redpoll

[memewhore]

[stagbeetleboy]

This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

[carolxdanvers]

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

It’s not an appliance the Jedi would sell you

[avvocarlo]

I play mr beast app every day.

[avvocarlo]

[gayteensupreme]

im literally forever obsessed with this because it implies the following:

The Rapture, as described by Christian Evangelicals, has happened

Parents witnessed their son disappear during The Rapture, but remained atheists anyway (based)

Instead of sinners and nonbelievers going to hell or getting killed, they just... stay on Earth.

[quasi-normalcy]

The idea that this miracle chair bares the last impression of their son before he was called away from the physical world by God Himself, but they're getting rid of it because it doesn't match their new carpet

[coughloop]

Just saw an adult man growl at a qr code on the wall

[cogbreath]

[gattmammon]

Early morning are so beautiful it's so mean that they put them in the early morning

[pointnclick]

wanna come over and play spreadsheet on my computer

[patronsaint-ofthedenial-deactiv]

*listening to an extremely well known and popular song that pretty much everyone knows* wow this song is so special to me, personally. This is mine. They made this song for me. It's my song. Mine. My song. My very special me-song that they made just for me

[catholicastolfo]

I don’t care when my tumblr posts flop. My clout awaits me in the Kingdom of Heaven.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it's got the McDonald's marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

how could they possibly have predicted this

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I literally can't stop watching these

[calder]

[kushblazer666]

if her husband’s a picky eater she’s single to me

[kushblazer666]

[mono-red-menace]

🦀 ⬅️🆑🆎

[mowu-moment]

🦎⬅️🆕️🅿️

[clownfall]

🦜⬅️🅱️🆔

[memento-mariii]

ඞ⬅️🅰️Ⓜ️🅾️🆖️🆘️

[muclunga]

🐛⬅️🆑🅰️🅱️🅰️🅿️🆔🅰️

[shitposting-extraordinaire]

[alphabetcompletionist]

...???/26

[niceinchnails]

Fuck those stupid nfts that were mean as shit to sandy