chris colfer has a nice butt

im lauren and im from australia and i just really like chris colfer and darren criss and glee a lot so now i have a dumb blog dedicated to it on which i write fanfic if u send me prompts [ps: this blog is not spoiler free!]

[chris-colfers-butt]

​tfw your best friend's 24 year old sister texts you about the fact that you're missing america's next top model because they started without you

[ohsochrissable]

Summary: This was inspired by dani kissedmequiteinsane‘s tags on this post that I had saved and forgotten about. Basically it’s Blaine interviewing his son on the Tony’s red carpet and there’s Kurt too! Klaine, PG, 1k words. Daddies!Klaine.

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“Oh, wow, I can see our next guest arriving, you guys will never believe who I’m about to interview. Okay, a few hints: he’s really popular, really charming, really cute- he’s the real deal, if you know what I mean.” Blaine stopped to wink at the camera and give it his best smile. “Oh, here he comes.”

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[owlmylove]

if you were praised for being smart as a child and now feel crippling sensations of inadequacy when you don’t instantly know how to do something perfectly clap your hands

[aph-lithuania]

i made my own tag meme

[shespsychedelic]

why is

im gonna

dont

i cant

look at

where

stop

[fxckedupholiday-blog]

[thatsthetaleiliketotell]

#what do you mean do i want to rip your clothes off #of course i do #i jack off to you all the time #that’s why they invented it #oh no did i just say that out loud #it’s okay blaine i don’t think he cares just go with it

[klaineanummel]

your text from last night

based on a prompt from this text post: (902): I don’t want to be “that guy” but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom.  also for my klainebingo prompt “hickey” nc-17, obviously

EDIT: I can’t believe I forgot to include this before and I’m so sorry if I accidentally triggered someone but WARNING for what may be construed as dubcon (when Kurt and Blaine have sex the first time Kurt is blackout drunk whilst Blaine is stone cold sober)

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Kurt is drunk.

Kurt is very, very, very drunk.

Santana and Brittany have been handing him drink after drink for about an hour now, and Kurt feels like he could do anything. He could rob a bank and get away with it. He could go to the directors of Wicked and convince them to fire Fiyero so Kurt could play him instead. He could make Rachel break up with her dumb fuck of a boyfriend. He could do anything.

“I can do anything,” he tells Santana, picking up the latest drink she’s dropped in front of him and chugging it down, “Anything, I mean it. I can do anything, right now. I could fly!” his eyes widen, “Santana, I could fly.”

She laughs and pats his head, “Let’s save the flying for another day, huh? Come on, let’s go dance.”

“I can do that,” he says, letting her take his hand and following her onto the dance floor, Brittany close behind, “I can do that because I can do anything.”

Afficher davantage

[nquad]

Niall in Drag Me Down 

[greelin]

“how are you doing?” [makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]

[skivvysupreme]

“First Name Basis” - Kurt/Blaine

anon prompted: “i just oh god I just stepped on your dog’s tail I’m so sorry pls I’m so sORRY“

This is so frackin’ fluffy it’s making my teeth hurt. wHO WROTE THIS.

FLUFF LEVEL MIDNIGHT

~1700 words of pet-related meet-cute | AO3

Kurt hadn’t thought he liked dogs before Anna came into his life.

He’s known the big ones to be slobbery and rambunctious; known the tiny ones to be loud and over-aggressive; but his delicate Italian greyhound, Anna, is none of the above. She is quite small, but one of the quietest dogs Kurt has ever encountered. She’s loving and playful, but very neat, and keeps licking to a minimum. And, in an added bonus, with her unusual build and sleek gray and white coat, she’s just as stylish and fashionable as her human. She looks amazing next to him and in his apartment.

She is the perfect dog. Kurt adores her.

Which is why the sudden, pained yelp she makes when his back is turned on their evening walk in Central Park sends him spinning into a panicked, seething rage at whatever’s got her hurting.

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[thejadedkiwano]

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

Let’s play a game. Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up. you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

[jooleah]

xx

[radioheod]

danisnotonfire has reached five million subscribers

[arystocats]

Foundations - Rockstar!Blaine AU

In the haze of New York’s club life, Rockstar Blaine Anderson finds himself in the hands of a Performing Arts student Kurt Hummel. Blaine never thought he was missing somebody like Kurt in the insanity that is his life. But as their relationship starts to strain under the enormous weight of his public figure, Blaine starts to feel everything that was hidden behind the surface of photoshopped candids and draining performances. Neither of them expected to fall into a whirlwind of loud basses, screaming girls and intoxicating nights. Will they manage to survive the storm or go down in heartbreak? [I’m sorry but this is NOT a written fanfic! Feedback is always appriciated. uwu]

[darrenandchrisnews]

Darren Criss My official endorsement for ‪#‎ElsieFest‬. Think of it as the ultimate cast party for the closing night of your summer. Tickets at http://livemu.sc/1TU8pDD (Citi Card pre-sale 8/19 @10am ET, Facebook pre-sale on 8/20 @ 10am ET, General On Sale 8/21 @ 10am ET)

[earthdad]

heck ya Bernie tell it like it is

[halfahearttat]

nobody can drag me down

[venusjpgg]

why be racist sexist homophobic or transphobic when you could bE QUIET