Won’t You Shake A Poor Sinner’s Hand?

Chris~~25~~they/them

[thepioden]

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

[thepioden]

tags by @eridan-ampora

[thepioden]

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

[frogsandfries]

@eridan-ampora

I had chocolate mint tea from Kroger, and used Stephen's brand mint truffle cocoa and........ It's so light and dreamy. It's so aromatic and tastes so good.

[shamebats]

When vampires are portrayed as mainly preying on women that's so unrealistic like I'm sorry but they're too careful especially around strange men. Dudes are much easier. You could literally lurk in a bush in the park at night and call out "whoa look at this fucked up looking squirrel" and have 3 grown men climb in immediately

[thecadhatter]

Also almost every woman I know has low blood pressure and so many are anemic. Men make for much better prey because 1) easy to catch yes and 2) so much more blood

[jewishpangolin]

[thirteensfavoritetoy]

Just so long as the vampire understands that those three guys in the park at night are probably drunk af so the quality of the blood won't be that great

[shamebats]

That's how we— I mean they, the vampires, get white girl wasted actually

[the-haiku-bot]

That’s how we— I mean

they, the vampires, get white girl

wasted actually

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[alledherlu-q-pereon]

Why are you pronouncing vampires with two syllables?

[jackironsides]

How many syllables do you think vampires has??

[halberdierminister]

Look at this cool new t-shirt I made for fans of Abraham Lincoln! I made it on my own time, with my own resources, and without any affiliation to existing public or private institutions concerned with history, education, hospitality, culture or retail. You can find it at my new Threadless shop or directly at bit.ly/imissabe

[deadpansasser]

[halberdierminister]

[oglegoggle]

[halberdierminister]

[faithdeans]

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

[faithdeans]

IT WORKS!!!!

[faithdeans]

MP3 PALYER

[faithdeans]

[vampiremuney]

[faithdeans]

[surelynotapornbot]

Neil!!!

[antaresr]

[beckiboos]

Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

[beckiboos]

Jokes on you @fortheloveofdata my posts don’t break containment

[beckiboos]

It seems I have fallen victim to hubris

[whatjanesays]

I went through the code and saved the images for the boop paws.

Save and share to boop your people later.

[winged-fool]

🫡🫡🫡

[copperrust]

me when i fuckging get you

[likedaylighht]

[peregreen]

idk if Tumblr will keep the boops going after today, but through the power of discord emoji, you can boop your friends in a server. or idk, paste them in someone's askbox.

[eternalgirlscout]

i say this every year but tumblr didn’t start doing april fools’ gimmicks until 2014. one year previous, April 1st, 2013, was a certain Incident that i am CONVINCED caused @staff to think “we have to make an april fools’ theme ourselves, because if left to their own devices, they’ll do… That”

[lakanakana]

war never changes

[knifebucket]

if you're ok with an incessant amount of boops reblog this so I can get those other 2 badges <3

[anxiousangerball]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

[boyrot]

boy it's me the textiles speaking to you inside your head. you need the yarn. you need thread. your soul hungers to participate in the act of creation. you must feed it. you must buy so many beads.

[obsolescencia]