🐻𝖈𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖕𝖞💬

hi im chris | 27 | all the things she said DID run through my head

[chrispypapas]

i thought i already made one of these bluesky pixiv twit

[cutecipher]

we all have that one cousin who rolls around a ball that picks stuff up

[c-53]

I’m obsessed with my 19 year old coworker. I was telling him about how my crashout divorced dad got a sugar mommy by going to random churches and having screaming sobbing breakdowns in the pews until a random rich christian widow was like ‘I can fix him’. And he went ‘yo thats tech. The meta is changing.’

[yharnam-is-a-fuck]

[tamamita]

LMAOOO

[orpheuslament]

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

[toxicmp3]

he had to ask the audience

[fluentisonus]

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

[brucebocchi]

*winston overwatch shoots me in the back of the head execution style* this will Protect us

[chrispypapas]

[chrispypapas]

all i need is nutrients, shelter, and mega man 2 wily stage ost

[cannibalchicken]

[daciancatamite]

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

[daciancatamite]

kramer: *barges in* *crowd cheering* jerry! caesar just made himself dictator perpetuo!

[snailtongue]

[dogpuppy]

[borroweddice]

Daydreaming Knight - risograph print inspired by a small illumination in the ‘Lancelot du Lac’ manuscript from ~1310, by me @borroweddice (IG)

[essence-of-armbarring]

idiot: Luigi fucking sucks

luigi: 

idiot: sweet jesus

[mayunie]