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mycaptaintazer

I’ve never identified with something more than this

vecherion

mastergir

the fucking slapping noise is incredible

drkarayua

This is unsettling.

tooiconic

1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN

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sarahsaharasaurus

this is such a weird way of phrasing “Millenials go hungry because of financial crisis we caused”

snakebitcat

“Why then do they not eat cake?”

lacorgi

mattonious

give em the ol’ razzle dazzle

tastefullyoffensive

(via luxuryxo)

holy-punks

davidout-sortir

This is so important.

plumgall

fauxfancy

Is this me??? This is me.

huffpost

❤️💛💚💙💜

kittykat8311

fuck yes

whoops-trans

Awesome!

transbeffica-deactivated2025072

THEYRE ALL SO PRETTY!

As a trans girl this makes me happy

tastefullyoffensive

Hawkward. (via Jackalcakes)

arahir

god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…