*kisses a villain* *kisses a villain* *k

the name's chriss but you can just call me Mr Robert Callaghan 😳😌 (25, it/they)

[pokeballvictimized]

[throathole]

[moseby]

the best fruits are hardest to open

[trashboat]

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

[obsessiveon]

normalize having favorites. in fact, normalize me being your favorite. normalize loving me more than you’ve ever loved anyone else. please please please please please please

[patricia-taxxon]

chew on your plushies a little, they like it

[largishcat]

okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

[transmechanicus]

*holds you in my mouth perfectly safe between my sharp teeth bc i love you*

[transmechanicus]

[omtai]

THE GAPING WOUND! THE GAPING WOUND! THE GAPING WOUND!

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Oh no you don't

[strangewomanlover-deactivated20]

One time I sent a guy nudes and for whatever reaso. He drew clothes on them and sent them back and it was weird but the fit was lowkey cute…

Stay out of my ask box

[charl0ttan]

the wretched fujo electrician

[charl0ttan]

oh god shes going for the male extension cords

[teathattast]

[manlethotline]

you expect me to act like a normal human being?  I’m wearing a turtleneck.

[dozydawn]

[caitlikescoffee]

[the-acid-pear]

[lesbile]

manhandling is so fun like sure u can put me over there i don’t mind

[chrissykissy]

well? can you?

[sleepytrancysub]

unethical nonmonogamy, not because someone's cheating or whatever, but because everybody involved is really dedicated to psychosexually fucking up one member of the polycule

[beadyeyes]

That one tweet that says something like "guys need to start treating their girls better because faggots bi asf these days"

[beadyeyes]

I had such a sanitized version in my head