Christall Meth

[distantvoices]

By Turkina Faso For Puss Puss Digital January 2021

[christall-meth]

Come on you were all thinking it

[catchymemes]

Imagine knowing Beyonce could’ve been your mother

[nicoosuxx]

Remember when they were going to censor the internet?

[chyna-r-deactivated20151227]

Remember when people cared about Kony?

[bromojumbo]

Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

[evilscientist]

Remember when everyone played Temple Run?

[tvnadelvna]

Remember the Alamo?

[chroniclesofpanem]

Remember the Titans?

[ineffa8le]

remember who you are

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

[trans-seraphim]

joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?

[tastefullyoffensive]

[penis-hilton]

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD I LOVE THIS

[weloveshortvideos]

When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway 

[tropic-mews]

I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even be fucking real

[lemonmeirngue]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[shelbymelissa]

We all need this.

[wildwomanwitchery-deactivated20]

Kitty

[hylianpicori]

i don’t believe this stuff works but it can’t hurt to try

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[irosefromthedead-deactivated201]

I am sorry…

[jessesthoughtsandmore-deactivat]

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

[yess-dadddy-deactivated20170430]

Hell no.

[letmeseeyourdicks]

Sorry

[atechnicalmanual]

Y'all really got a porn blog out here doin it.

[stalkerazzi365]

I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to my Mom lol

[ricanass]

I second my husband’s emotion! Lol

[flannel-beards-bikes]

This is supposed to be a porn blog but NO

[playtime-and-pastels-blog]

Scrolled past but got paranoid

[woweewlw]

y

[astrologin]

EU TE AMO MÃE 

[oceanwhales-deactivated20171105]

WHY IS THIS POST BACK?

[entermyvoidd-deactivated2018032]

Omg this my second time seeing this shit I hate these

[addictivekisses]

These posts blows it but not risking it 🤷🏽‍♀️

[bangtandaone-deactivated2024051]

#same

[flowerinaflame]

Good

[powerjock]

direct action

[note-a-bear]

“Mistakenly”

[i-used-to-have-friends-then-kpop]

*someone winks somewhere in a different hemisphere*

Park Jihoon: *clutches his heart* something is not right…

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[redandbrunette]

i want you to stay for one day and one nigh with me and give me sp much love i dont have to cry of lonliness tonight, every night

[swiftaylrs]

no bUT THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SHIT I WISHED MEETING MY IDOL AND IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I FCKING GOT THE FCKING EMAIL SAYING I WAS GOING TO MEET TAYLOR OH MY GOD

[da-vincis-protege]

liKE THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS PPL

[aprilia-b]

THE amount of notes LMAO

[voxollous]

give me a good score on finals please pff

[tuneoflune]

i hope it’s works.

[apocalypto12imagines-blog]

Get rid of my grandma’s cancer pleaseee

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

have u ever met someone so terrible that it makes u a better person like u learn from mistakes that you haven’t even made purely from observing them, thank you for being so obnoxiously terrible, please don’t ever interact with me again

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

update: i’m no longer plagued by the presence of the person i wrote this about nine months ago, reblog this now and you too can banish your unloved ones within nine months 

[1kard]

a fucking parrot….