Brie

kinda like the cheese, stinks but good.

[sixpenceee]

Why dams are so important.

[orbturtle]

So dam important

[betterthankanyebitch]

Rickey is out here living his BEST LIFE

[clowniconography]

“spider ham and spidernoir are the new roger + jessica rabbit” implying spidernoir is just, irresistibly sexy

[clowniconography]

two types of responses to this post:

•that’s because he is irresistibly sexy

and

•bold of you to assume spidernoir is the sexy one

[sexycraisinthanos]

I’m both of these

[post--grad]

oh yeah the two genders, claymation and muppets

[4gifs]

Tiger gets a bad baby tooth removed

[petermorwood]

When a tiger’s first response to having a tooth yanked is not a roar, snarl or swipe with claws, but a test nibble to check that its mouth works as well as it suddenly feels, it speaks volumes about how much the bad tooth* must have hurt.

*You can see, briefly, that it’s black and nasty on the inner side. Yuck.

[nadunevitram]

poor baby

[rampaigehalseyface]

I’m just awed by the amount of trust in this gif. That tiger totally trusts that the human is going to help with that scary metal object on an already painful area and the human totally trusts that the tiger is just test nibbling and not chomping down on his arm. I flinch when a house cat comes at me too fast and these two don’t even hesitate to trust each other.

[ciarachimera]

baby :3

[anarcho-faggot]

I cannot explain my fondness for the words “test nibble”

[aliciarose-art]

2019 is the year of Fruits Basket

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

I’m sick and tired of being called “mortal” like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

[probablygoodrpgideas]

Necromancer origin story

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The brain is just 8 lbs of meat that sits in complete darkness and plays a video game of what it thinks is the most realistic thing ever.

[willow-wanderings]

it’s 3lbs, not 8. also it’s not really meat, it’s mostly fat with some water and salt. You have a wad of soggy bacon inside your skull. And this blob of gross unprocessed jello somehow manages to run a complex biomechanical suit using less electricity than it takes to work a lightbulb. And people wonder why humans are so fucking weird and have odd experiences that aren’t actually real. I mean, if a bowl of tapioca pudding managed to hallucinate so vividly it invented calculus, it also going “dude, i heard a weird noise and i’m 100% sure it was the ghost of the neighbor’s cat which hasn’t actually died yet” would be just as expected as anything else.

[shadows-and-starlight]

Thanks, I hate it!

[destinedforthewest]

You can’t love someone’s mental illness away.

[trvp-trvsh]

A little louder for those exhausting themselves every day

[dare-i-say-asexual]

i love little kids with very niche interests. Like for awhile I nannied for a family who had a little girl who loved old black and white movies. She adopted a transatlantic accent, constantly wore a long string of plastic pearls, and would often dramatically drape herself over pieces of furniture when told to do something and say “I just can’t do it babe”

[dare-i-say-asexual]

i once dropped her stuffed animal and she yelled “there’s been a murder!”

[boingmann]

I had a dream I went to class but only a few people were there. When I asked one of them (a guy who was just staring blankly at the chalkboard) where the rest were, he only said “they’re all awake”. 

When I woke up, I realized I overslept and missed my first class.

[trans-road-warrior]

Purgatory class is in session

[theconcealedweapon]

[pembrokewkorgi]

This scene is so dumb it’s brilliant. :D

[librarian-of-orynth]

Some of you haven’t stayed up reading until 4 am because you literally couldn’t put down your book until it was finished even though you needed to be up early the next day and it shows

[welovenappyhair]

@annabelleejem

[technotheow-deactivated20190421]

British people be like

*wakes up during a heart transplant*

Right what’s all this then

[intheknowbeauty]

tfw you find a solution for all shapes and sizes…

[jervae]

What are these called? I want a pair.