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jullyfun

Ooh, I love them so much

|･ω･)

goth-queen

hellsite-yano

I can’t take Vicar Amelia seriously anymore because of that fucking gif (you know the one)

maquasi-deactivated20190830

It’s awful

gearholder

Let’s see if this helps (it won’t):

catchymemes

genshin-impact-updates

Happy Birthday, Gorou!

Tawara, come here. Go on, have a bite! You did wonderfully this morning, so I thought you deserved a little extra~

Haha, not all at once! One bite at a time... Huh? What is it? Why'd you stop?

Ah, you're here. That explains it. Tawara must have spotted you and forgotten all about his food.

If you have no other plans later, shall we take a walk nearby? Tawara has missed you...

plorkart

silly grumpy dude

aqueerkettleofish

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

ralfmaximus

More of this please, everywhere.

After the incident, another video went viral showing what appeared to be that man getting a beating. The Maui Police Department said they had no record of any reports of disorderly conduct or assault related to the monk seal incident.

Even the local police are being cool about this.

dogpuppy

notjusthespongenextdoor

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

notjusthespongenextdoor

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

kushblazer666

imagine being beat to death by a gibbon

trans-girl-nausicaa

No chance. Largest gibbon species tops out at 31 pounds. It has a greater chance of killing me from accidentally falling out of a tree onto my head than it does actually in hand 2 hand combat.