һᥲzᥱ

20 ᥡᥱᥲrs ☁︎ ⍴ᥣᥱᥲsᥱ ძ᥆ᥒ'𝗍 ძm ☁︎ sһᥱ/һᥱr

[chromacloudss]

іᥒ𝗍r᥆ძᥙᥴ𝗍і᥆ᥒ ☁︎

꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚

mᥡ ᥒᥲmᥱ іs һᥲzᥱ. і'm 𝗍ᥕᥱᥒ𝗍ᥡ ᥲᥒძ mᥙᥣ𝗍і 𝖿ᥲᥒძ᥆m. і ᥣіkᥱ 𝗍᥆ ᥕrі𝗍ᥱ 𝖿ᥲᥒ𝖿іᥴ𝗍і᥆ᥒ, ᑲᥙ𝗍 і ᥲᥣm᥆s𝗍 ᥒᥱ᥎ᥱr ⍴᥆s𝗍 і𝗍. і'm ᥴᥙrrᥱᥒ𝗍ᥣᥡ 𝖿і᥊ᥲ𝗍ᥱძ ᥆ᥒ іᥒ᥎іᥒᥴіᑲᥣᥱ ᥲᥒძ ⍴r᥆ȷᥱᥴ𝗍 һᥲіᥣ mᥲrᥡ.

꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚

mᥡ ᑲ᥆ᥙᥒძᥲrіᥱs ᥎ᥲrᥡ. mіᥒ᥆rs ᥴᥲᥒ ᥣіkᥱ ᥲᥒძ ᥴ᥆mmᥱᥒ𝗍 ᥆ᥒ s𝖿ᥕ ᥴ᥆ᥒ𝗍ᥱᥒ𝗍 ᥆ᥒᥣᥡ, ᑲᥙ𝗍 𝖿᥆ᥣᥣ᥆ᥕіᥒg mᥱ, mᥱssᥲgіᥒg mᥱ, ᥆r ᥣіkіᥒg mᥡ ᥒs𝖿ᥕ ᥴ᥆ᥒ𝗍ᥱᥒ𝗍 ᥕіᥣᥣ gᥱ𝗍 ᥡ᥆ᥙ ᑲᥣ᥆ᥴkᥱძ ᥲsᥲ⍴. і ᥴһᥱᥴk ᥲᥴᥴ᥆ᥙᥒ𝗍s. 𝗍һіs ᥲᥣs᥆ ᥲ⍴⍴ᥣіᥱs 𝖿᥆r ᥙᥒᥣᥲᑲᥱᥣᥱძ ᑲᥣ᥆gs.

⍴ᥣᥱᥲsᥱ ᥲsk ᑲᥱ𝖿᥆rᥱ ᥡ᥆ᥙ ძm mᥱ.

ძᥒі: ⍴r᥆sһі⍴⍴ᥱrs, sһ/ᥱძ ᑲᥣ᥆gs, ᑲіg᥆𝗍s

꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚

𝗍һᥲᥒk ᥡ᥆ᥙ ☁︎

[larsandthewritergirl]

Modern Holland would be so chronically online and up laughing loud as hell sending Holly TikTok's

He also wouldn't be able to eat without pulling out his IPad and putting on the most obscure like lolcow mukbang on

But he would also be texting Holly things like

Hey sweetheart how do I access the flashlight on my phone?

Baby I lost my phone so text Healy if you need me okay?

[larsandthewritergirl]

so like ryan gosling characters (like lars nd holland) being freaked the fuh out at reader straightening her curly hair bc its too hard to deal with

This is so funny bc I have like wavy/curly hair and every time I go get a trim for a cut she does a blow out on my hair so the next couple days everyone is like WOW!!! YOUR HAIR!! 😲like yeah I know it's straight can you IMAGINE!!!

But when I look at myself with straight hair I do get freaked out I'm like who tf is that lady

I feel like Holland would be the most weirded out by it 😭 he'd be straight up mean he'd be like "ew what the fuck that is NOT my girlfriend" "like... can they put it back?"

And you are like "what do you mean I literally just have to put my hair under water and it will go back to normal"

And he's like "yeah but like put it back on... like... I want it on again you look like an imposter or something. It's uncanny valley. I feel like I'm cheating on you with your evil twin. I don't think we can sleep together tonight."

[larsandthewritergirl]

This ask was originally going to be something else buti just saw the SMALLEST bird ever and because I finished Lars and the real girl yesterday . Imagine him with little critters from outside ☹️

Like he just comes back inside from whatever and he's holding a little bird and it's hurt and he's just like "can we please help it" and it's so small in those big ol hands of his and. Ouhhhh .he's so cute ☹️☹️☹️☹️ I have no idea if this makes any sense right now I have an eye exam I like 5 minutes

- 🌺

THIS IS SO CUTE PLEASAEEEE

Like a little bird with an injured leg and Lars comes in and at first you are like "why tf do you have a BIRD in the house???" and he's teary eyed and he's like "well need to help it :(" so he tried to look up what to do and stays up all night helping it and even calls off work the next day

And then goes to the library to try to get books and find more information on how to take care of this bird and buys a ton of supplies to take care of it 😭😭

[larsandthewritergirl]

okwy no wait imagine Ryland gets glasses in YOUR favorite color just because he can (I do this for my girlfriend when I get new glasses.)

- 🌺

THIS IS SO CUTE AND SO THOUGHTFUL OMG and he's like "well... you're the one who's looking at them all day" ILL SOB you are so cute

[chromacloudss]

I just took such a hard nap and woke up to cut off circulation in my hand, lines on it from my blanket, and deep marks from my fingernails (that aren't even long) so it was cold and tingling and sore. I still can't pop my fingers 😭

[chromacloudss]

I'm so sleepy

[chromacloudss]

Happy Pride month guys

[larsandthewritergirl]

Holland who spits in your drink is that weird ☁

And he does it right in front of you too he will make you a drink and as he turns to hand it to you he presses it under his chin, letting the spit drip until it drops down into your drink and hands it back to you with a smile

[larsandthewritergirl]

No I haven’t even finished reading the ask yet but I just Bianca neuron activation I had a thought

I’m thinking of baddie reader as an alt baddie kind of how Bianca came in the box and the dudes in the town are kind of making fun of him for having “a type” and being misogynistic and Lars doesn’t really REALLY see an issue w it because Bianca was real to him yeah fuck he does have a type

But then he turns around to you and you’re like crying and turns to leave because you feel objectified (fuck men) and even tho Lars doesn’t really get it yet (you’ll explain later) he just starts giving the guys a stern talking to before running to follow you out the door

🫧

Omg I was not picturing her like that I was picturing her like a cunty maybe 2000s bombshell sort of type like kinda like the 2000s VS angels type if you know that era LOLOLOL but I LOVEEEEEE THIS wowowwow

Lars is clearly neurodivergent and he has an issue with social queues so he is just like not getting what the guys are insinuating and he's like "yeah! She's so beautiful isn't she :)" while they are being like total assholes and she's so confused why Lars is even entertaining this let alone letting this slide

Suddenly when he sees you with your compact out as you try to powder puff your tears away and softly whimper suddenly he's turning back to the men and you are in suck shock now because you've NEVER seen Lars angry let alone yelling (????) at people??

And it's overwhelming so you just walk out as the weird inappropriate comments replay in your head

Lars is chasing after you ready to wipe your tears and kiss your cheeks to make it all better 🥹🥹

Using/ writing my ideas/ headcanons/ intellectual property without proper credit will warrant an immediate block :( plagiarism is a big deal!

[larsandthewritergirl]

Hey hey hey so like he’s a munch we’ve established that

And she’s always on his lap so when they’re making out and shit she’s kind of grinding down on his lap and he’s sooo into that because she’s so needy for him and he kind of likes that she’s showing she likes him a lot he needs that reassurance a bit bc idk people talk it gets to him and one day

Neuron activation for Lars right here

Why doesn’t she do that… but on my FACE!!! So he can be a munch and feel her want at the same time!!

🫧

OH OH OH KEEP TALKING WOWOWOW ITS AL OVER MY FINGERS HELLOOOOO!!!

Wow I'm obsessed with this

Her being the one that is so desperate and horny for him and much more desperate than he is is kind of my favorite thing bc we know how pathetic Lars is but her just being genuinely completely obsessed with him and the slightest touch or kiss from him gets her going

And she's grinding into his lap searching and begging for any friction that might relieve the throbbing between her legs and suddenly Lars is light

💡moment DO THIS ON MY FACE!

so he just sinks down and lowers his face between her legs as he shoves his hands up her skirt to pull her lacy panties down and get her to rock against his mouth

And she's falls apart sooo quick with her hand in in his hair as she rocks against him, panting and moaning and whimpering and reaching for his hands to hold them as she doubles over from the feeling of his tongue and sobs from the orgasm washing over her

HELLOOOO this is my favorite thing ever

And it's Lars' favorite thing ever to have his head between her legs too like wowowow he will pulls her out of any and every setting no matter how rude it seems just so he can get a taste of her

Bailing on dinner with Karin and Gus so he can have her instead HELLO!

Using/ writing my ideas/ headcanons/ intellectual property without proper credit will warrant an immediate block :( plagiarism is a big deal!

[celeste1la]

Holland March the kind of man to watch a movie w you and hold the popcorn and when you go to grab a handful of popcorn he’ll lift the bucket up w your hand so you never actually get the popcorn and you’re just pissed tf off at him

Fucking rage baiter I love him

[prudejudee]

Driver crushing on reader who is essentially the epitome of giggle shits and CONSTANTLY cackling with friends or just at random shit i feel like it makes his chest feel so warm he gets violent urges. like cuteness aggression. LMAO

[larsandthewritergirl]

Calling Holland the cheesiest most gushy cringey terms of endearment with a straight face. I want to marry him

Genuinely calling him like sweet pea and sweetie pie and snookums like it's not the most annoying thing in the whole world to everyone else but it makes him feel so special YEAHH

[chromacloudss]

ow

[chromacloudss]

Literally in bed sobbing right now because my neck and shoulders ache so bad I just took three ibuprofen and drank a while bottle of water but I can't sleep

[larsandthewritergirl]

the picture of holland crawling but tie in the whole men should be the ones at your feet oomg 🦨

THATS WHAT IM SAYINNNGGGGG

Like him literally crawling towards you as you walk towards the bedroom

Maybe after a fight when he's broken down and cried to you and apologized

And he literally kisses your feet and up your legs and wraps his arms around your legs and begs for your forgiveness 🚬