[leolaroot]

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

[el-chico-que-nadie-ve]

[puroespanol]

Of course, I can do it all.

But first, I will cry.

[sparkly-angell]

Im dead. This killed me

[loonyloopylisa]

[definitelynotdakota]

[sandmandaddy69]

[thepersonalquotes]

[steamywitch]

[tsuchinokoroyale]

[rylandsgrace]

I love how marvel treats their actors <3

[humblegrub]

sound on to hear what this child identifies a dragonfly as

[bogleech]

But he's right

[destroya-mp3]

[Description: a dragonfly hovering around a dusty, grassy landscape. the camera swings over to show a young child in frame for a bit, then swings back. End Description]

[Transcript:

Child: what is that?

Child: is that a baby helicopter?

Child (louder): what is that!!

Adult: (stifling snorts of laughter in the background)

End Transcript]

[okayysophia]

☺️☺️☺️☺️

[shogunpenny]

[macleod]

Been absolutely mesmerized by it all day.

[verylostpenguin]

It’s my grandpa’s birthday next week and he said “I don’t want to be 85” and my grandmother, his wife of 59 and a half years, said “well your only alternative is to die”, I can’t believe how affectionate they are

[verylostpenguin]

I was having lunch with them today and my grandpa started throwing napkins at my grandmother, and she balled it up and looked all set to throw it back but then she put it down and said “I will not throw it because I was brought up properly, you were dragged” she has spent ¾ of her life with this man

[verylostpenguin]

I thought I’d let you know how they’ve been getting on during lockdown, so here’s some of the FaceTime conversation from today:

“My goodness, the way technology is advancing - in 20 years we’ll be able to shake hands through the screen!”

“Rex, I don’t think we’ll be here in 20 years.”

“Well you can make your own plans, I shall only be 109.”

[verylostpenguin]

What’s up friends, it’s been 3 years, grandpa has made it to 88 and they’ve been married 62.5 years! Please enjoy another instalment:

Grandpa: the new packs are.. it’s.. what is it. It self destructs

Grandma : biodegradable, Rex.

[wafflebloggies]

[voxeldeath-deactivated20220518]

[kaban-bang]

[wildhumanhasappeared]

the what

[thunderwhenhepurrs]

*coughs* Friendly doll person here.

So Mattel came out with different Barbie body types a couple years ago, right? There’s your normal body, but there’s also Curvy, Petite, and Tall now.

Around the same time, they came out with the Made to Move body, which has a ton more articulation than your normal Barbie.

Customizers love the Made to Move body, because hey, a lot more fun positions to put a doll in for photographing. But now Mattel has started making the Made to Move dolls with the additional body types from above. We’ve gotten a Curvy Made to Move doll so far, afaik.

This Queen Elizabeth doll, though? Is the first time there’s been a Petite Made to Move body released by Mattel. So customizers were buying it up not out of any care about Queen Elizabeth — but they were buying it to pop her head right off and use the new body for other dolls!

[general-cerberus]

The thing i like the most about tumblr is learning tiny details about communities i would otherwise not even be aware of. thank you for this info

[thenineofus]

I FUCKING HATE THAT I GREW UP WITH THE GOOD INTERNET I HATE THAT I REMEMBER GOOGLE SEARCHING A TERM AND FINDING OUT EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS I HATE THAT I REMEMBER WELL DESIGNED WEBSITES MADE FOR EASY VIEW AND NOT TO BOMB YOU WITH ADS I HATE THAT I REMEMBER WHEN APPS WERE TRYING TO BE THEIR BEST AND NOT TO SELL THE MOST I HATE HOW CAPITALISM AFFECTS EVERYTHING AROUND ME AND I HATE THAT I CAN SEE IT SO CLEARLY IN HOW IT AFFECTS THE INTERNET

[bogleech]

The worst part is that both the younger AND older generations missed this before they were all online with us. Everyone who was there for it is still a powerlessly small demographic.

[natalieironside]

"Discourse" is far too dignified a term for the foolishness y'all get up to. We should go back to calling it wank.

[natalieironside]

That is, as they say, the point

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[thenatsdorf]

MA? MAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAM?!?!…MAAAA oh there you are!” (via)

[drtanner]

The IMMEDIATE change in the tone of the meow when he sees her, oh my god.

[youmaycallmeyourhighness]

Yeah

[kirianthedivorce]

Seeing a lot of people not from the uk not understanding who Larry the Cat is and his role in UK politics

Larry the Cat is no. 10’s official mouser. He lives at No. 10 and catches mice. He has held this position for over a decade

When shit is going down and all the news crews are hanging outside no. 10 waiting for something to happen he’s usually also hanging around outside so when there’s not much visual happening but they don’t want to cut away from the outside of No. 10 we all just watch Larry

He is often seen standing by the door waiting to be let in

He is the most competent person at No. 10