[nicodranas]

Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That's funny.

Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: ... My what now?

[dogkin]

These comments are breaking me

[stuckinapril]

i exist to bask in sunshine and read books and be overdramatic about every single thing in my life that is all

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

weekends dοn’t even hit the same anymore.. everyday is just everyday

[filmnoirsbian]

Like I'm at the point where parasocial relationships are actively harmful. Celebrity culture is actively harmful. Putting someone on a pedestal, anyone but especially a stranger, is actively harmful. To yourself, to how you interact with others, to how you interact with media. Stan culture is actively harmful. Thinking someone is good at their craft =/= genuinely believing you know someone you absolutely do not and can never know.

[iamoutofideas]

I will consider this suggestion

[vc-allthetime]

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

[andjablogge]

[kumboochies]

[catgirlforeskin]

I call my wife “the missus” because when she’s at work I misses her 😔

[catgirlforeskin]

This is the only good tag this post has gotten in months. The dozens of people who tagged Columbo or Popeye are nothing to me, but you get what this post is about

[elierlick]

Happy pride month!

[nekopathy]

iPod Shuffle 4th Gen: Hot Pink // Purple // Dark Blue

[gandalfs-mommy-milkers]

oh my god bisexual ipod shuffle

[gandalfs-mommy-milkers]

[squid-girl]

I think this is my favorite post on the Internet right about now! Edit: And I just needed to Edit this Photo 4 TIMES till it worked here… #youarewelcome #tumblrnoob #learnhowtotumblr

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[wario-land]

A family

[nflstreet]

[the-worm-man]

didn’t even realize it was a bot because this interaction is so human

[modogoblin]

[memeuplift]

[littlegraycats]

there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command

[littlegraycats]

HURT PEOPLE

HURT PEOPLE

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[catasters]

[plaguedocboi]

This is so fucking rude

[fucko]

feeling extremely threatened right now