no less wonderful and portentious

max | she/her

[coughloop]

Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money

[woundsodomy]

So scary to like a mutual's post because what if they remember they hate me and then shoot me with a gun

[amygdalae]

I thought "I am interested in becoming an alcoholic" was a quote from a movie or show or something and I was trying to google it and then realized how that reads in a google search lmaooo. I was trying to find a still or a gif or something and my browser was like "promise you'll stop for me 🥺"

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[goth-queen]

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 13 hours 25 minutes

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[franzias-cave]

painting of joan of arc but she's got a lil carabiner. is this anything.

[franzias-cave]

she's got the key to heaven or something

[baddreamland]

Saul Steinberg, Country Noises.

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Do you threaten murder on everyone who gives you book recommendations?

it was ayn rand...

[weaver-z]

Mutuals do this

[agnes-nielsens]

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

[chloematis]

“That’s true! I did! I crinkled this!“ A painting of my favorite post from @straycatj I hope my rendition of this dastardly crime did it justice

[straycatj]

Why do you reveal my naughty past… although it’s a good art…but…but…but…

[zekedms]

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

[poupon]

That's because they stuck these bad boys to them

[zekedms]

Oh wow, that IS better.

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers